*warning new email virus*

[montrob]

okay i just learned about this at school today. if you get an email saying "osama captured" or "osama hanged" DO NOT OPEN IT! it is a virus that will completely crash your computer I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN IT! just tryin to be a little help

Edit: i dont know if this is old but all the teachers were really worried about it.

[montrob]

anybody heard about this virus? or is it old news?

[football]

never heard of it, but i just got an email telling me a man in russia wants to put 16 million dollars in my bank account

[Disturbed0]

Originally Posted by football_

never heard of it, but i just got an email telling me a man in russia wants to put 16 million dollars in my bank account

i get that all the time.

[torrobinson]

Aha, once I got an email from some Russian lady talking about something... about...???... I think her family was killed or something, and she had to leave the money with someone.. so she gave me her email and said whe wanted to leave me millions of dollars.

Why do people bother doing this stuff?

Wtf.

[Netsmithuk]

Have you heard of this one?

There is a new email virus going around which appears to be the most destructive yet. Called 'Ricard does Judy' it will arrive on your machine in an email posing to be be from an old ex-girl/boyfriend. Once opened the following symptoms will start to appear almost immediately
It will erase all files found on your PC and those of any machine within 10ft
It will replicate it self and send itself on to all senior personel in your company, implying that you created it in the first place
It will perform a complete audit of the software on your harddisk, including serial numbers and send the list combined with your contact details and a recent family photo to MI6, theFBI, FAST, MICROSOFT,ADOBE etc...
It will create and send a bogus resignation to your boss
It will forward your switch card number to www.harrods.com with the message "Send me one of everything in your electrical department"
It will order Donny Osmonds complete CD back catalogue from www.ebay.com and have it delivered on your birthday
It will put the entire contents of your house/flat up for auction at www.ebay.com
It will re-arrange all the keys on your keyboard
It will turn all the milk in the house sour
It will transfer large amounts of money from your current account into an offshore account under the name 'Hardcore Animal Sex Freaks' and then mail copies of the transactions to your spouse/partner/mum
It will retune all the radios in your house/office so that they can only pick up local tinpot radio
It will send naked pictures of you to all your friends, family and collegues
It will copy all jpeg images from your web browser cache and forward them to members of the opposite sex in your address book with the Subject: "Why don't you look like this?"
It will call the telephone chatline '0845-SadAndLonely' at peaktime, make friends with everyone online who is over 22 stone and invite them around to your house for a rubber and vaseline party.
It will reduce your car petrol comsumption down to 3mpg and make it prone to speed bursts of upto 100mph, but only when passing police cars or speed cameras
It will change your name by deed poll to Keith
It will call your mother and, imitating your voice, it will then explain how for the last few weeks you have had strange urges to become a sailor and that your leaving England for a 10 year contract with the Brazilian navy. It will then actually sign you up for the Brazilian navy.
Using you credit cards it will take your girl/boyfriend for a romantic meal at an expensive restaurant and tell her/him that you are a 'no good piece of worthless scum' and that she would be better off without you
It will hide your tv remote control down the back of the sofa
It will let you back garden to a travelling gypsy circus and give them 999 year free lease
It will collate all information found on your hard disk about you into an autobiography, get the information published under the the title "How to steal things from the work place" and make it available at www.amazon.com

[I Bent My Wookie]

Originally Posted by Netsmithuk

Have you heard of this one?

There is a new email virus going around which appears to be the most destructive yet. Called 'Ricard does Judy' it will arrive on your machine in an email posing to be be from an old ex-girl/boyfriend. Once opened the following symptoms will start to appear almost immediately
It will erase all files found on your PC and those of any machine within 10ft
It will replicate it self and send itself on to all senior personel in your company, implying that you created it in the first place
It will perform a complete audit of the software on your harddisk, including serial numbers and send the list combined with your contact details and a recent family photo to MI6, theFBI, FAST, MICROSOFT,ADOBE etc...
It will create and send a bogus resignation to your boss
It will forward your switch card number to www.harrods.com with the message "Send me one of everything in your electrical department"
It will order Donny Osmonds complete CD back catalogue from www.ebay.com and have it delivered on your birthday
It will put the entire contents of your house/flat up for auction at www.ebay.com
It will re-arrange all the keys on your keyboard
It will turn all the milk in the house sour
It will transfer large amounts of money from your current account into an offshore account under the name 'Hardcore Animal Sex Freaks' and then mail copies of the transactions to your spouse/partner/mum
It will retune all the radios in your house/office so that they can only pick up local tinpot radio
It will send naked pictures of you to all your friends, family and collegues
It will copy all jpeg images from your web browser cache and forward them to members of the opposite sex in your address book with the Subject: "Why don't you look like this?"
It will call the telephone chatline '0845-SadAndLonely' at peaktime, make friends with everyone online who is over 22 stone and invite them around to your house for a rubber and vaseline party.
It will reduce your car petrol comsumption down to 3mpg and make it prone to speed bursts of upto 100mph, but only when passing police cars or speed cameras
It will change your name by deed poll to Keith
It will call your mother and, imitating your voice, it will then explain how for the last few weeks you have had strange urges to become a sailor and that your leaving England for a 10 year contract with the Brazilian navy. It will then actually sign you up for the Brazilian navy.
Using you credit cards it will take your girl/boyfriend for a romantic meal at an expensive restaurant and tell her/him that you are a 'no good piece of worthless scum' and that she would be better off without you
It will hide your tv remote control down the back of the sofa
It will let you back garden to a travelling gypsy circus and give them 999 year free lease
It will collate all information found on your hard disk about you into an autobiography, get the information published under the the title "How to steal things from the work place" and make it available at www.amazon.com

Pwnt.

[pspmachine]

lol good one wookie

--pspmachine

[whitehawk]

Originally Posted by Netsmithuk

Have you heard of this one?

There is a new email virus going around which appears to be the most destructive yet. Called 'Ricard does Judy' it will arrive on your machine in an email posing to be be from an old ex-girl/boyfriend. Once opened the following symptoms will start to appear almost immediately
It will erase all files found on your PC and those of any machine within 10ft
It will replicate it self and send itself on to all senior personel in your company, implying that you created it in the first place
It will perform a complete audit of the software on your harddisk, including serial numbers and send the list combined with your contact details and a recent family photo to MI6, theFBI, FAST, MICROSOFT,ADOBE etc...
It will create and send a bogus resignation to your boss
It will forward your switch card number to www.harrods.com with the message "Send me one of everything in your electrical department"
It will order Donny Osmonds complete CD back catalogue from www.ebay.com and have it delivered on your birthday
It will put the entire contents of your house/flat up for auction at www.ebay.com
It will re-arrange all the keys on your keyboard
It will turn all the milk in the house sour
It will transfer large amounts of money from your current account into an offshore account under the name 'Hardcore Animal Sex Freaks' and then mail copies of the transactions to your spouse/partner/mum
It will retune all the radios in your house/office so that they can only pick up local tinpot radio
It will send naked pictures of you to all your friends, family and collegues
It will copy all jpeg images from your web browser cache and forward them to members of the opposite sex in your address book with the Subject: "Why don't you look like this?"
It will call the telephone chatline '0845-SadAndLonely' at peaktime, make friends with everyone online who is over 22 stone and invite them around to your house for a rubber and vaseline party.
It will reduce your car petrol comsumption down to 3mpg and make it prone to speed bursts of upto 100mph, but only when passing police cars or speed cameras
It will change your name by deed poll to Keith
It will call your mother and, imitating your voice, it will then explain how for the last few weeks you have had strange urges to become a sailor and that your leaving England for a 10 year contract with the Brazilian navy. It will then actually sign you up for the Brazilian navy.
Using you credit cards it will take your girl/boyfriend for a romantic meal at an expensive restaurant and tell her/him that you are a 'no good piece of worthless scum' and that she would be better off without you
It will hide your tv remote control down the back of the sofa
It will let you back garden to a travelling gypsy circus and give them 999 year free lease
It will collate all information found on your hard disk about you into an autobiography, get the information published under the the title "How to steal things from the work place" and make it available at www.amazon.com

I realized it was fake when it said "Your milk in your house will go sour".



lol