Okay, I am going to put this out as best as I can so you guys can understand.
My uncle, Mike, has married my friend, Heather's, cousin who is Violet. I'll put it out again.
I have a friend named:
Heather's cousin who is Violet, has married my uncle, who is Mike.
Does that make me and Heather related now? Because I don't want it to be. She is even saying we're cousins now.