So, I'm using a razor blade to cut the tip off of a Sharpie, and end up cutting the tip off my finger. I took a huge chunk out, so I had to go to the emergency room. And now, my finger looks like a big white penis. And then, on top of it all, the nurses and doctors all thought I was trying to kill myself. So, go ahead, laugh it up. I know I was until they put my finger in iodine. :Cry:
The stuff on the cut is a piece of bandage that has fused itself to me, and it hurts too much to take off.