So the album is delayed... at least the story was entertaining :PSo, as most of you have probably already heard, our new album has been pushed back to early 2008. For the record, it is a relief for everyone on our end because we found the previous deadline impossible to meet. A big thank-you to our labels and other colleagues worldwide for being as understanding as they have been.
Rody's explanation for the delay was as follows:
"Last week we boarded a plane to Heathrow to take a short vacation before the album dropped. However, Amazon warriors with a certain bloodlust commandeered the plane. They bound and gagged everyone and moved us to the cargo deck of the plane. It was but for the grace of God that Tim remembered some knowledge the Hardy boys dropped on him, and he managed to squirm free from his ropes. He then released the rest of us and we fashioned weapons from strange knick-knacks we found in the cargo bay. It was kind of like that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn except they were Amazon warriors not vampires.
There was no way for us to anticipate the tactical skills of the warriors. The initial attack lasted three hours in which our lighting guy Cam was fatally wounded, but, after the grueling three-hour battle, we reigned victorious at which point I took the reins and landed the plane in a big field of marshmallows. It was funny and delicious. Needless to say we're all mourning the loss of Cam... and everyone knows you can't release an album without a lighting guy, so we're all very sorry but the album will be delayed until we can find another lighting guy. "
As expected, avid message board and comment board posteroonies cast the statement out as "the stupidest thing they had ever read", "absolute rubbish from start to finish", and my personal favourite "not funny".
But whether or not you're willing to admit it, this is the honest truth, so grow a set of humour-enduring cojones and cry ghost you babies.
(this thread is for the like 3 people on th ewhole forum that care)