MDPR Chat

[Joseph Stalin 2]

( necropheliacs )

Hi there....

I don't believe we have met.

My name is Tommi, I'm 24, I live in Scotland. I came to this forum a few years back and had lols.....

I like to anal hump people who are new so.... ummm....

BUTTSECKS!?

LOL I am not new, I got double the amount of posts u got!

[Nero]

ahaha XD

[Tommi]

LOL I am not new, I got double the amount of posts u got!

Yeah..... true...

I accept your surprise buttsecksing of my anal cavities....

[madsoul]

OMFG!?

http://stealth.strangecompany.org/

O.o

[Tommi]

OMFG!?

http://stealth.strangecompany.org/

O.o

I don't care.....

If they try it, I'll claim racism....

An English company disconnects a Scottish person..... If the immigrants do it, imma do it too....

[Joseph Stalin 2]

The Time Line of BUTTSECKS

Spoiler for
:

2039 BC - The Greeks discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)

1809 - Humphry Davy, an English ***, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.

1820 - Warren De la Rue enclosed a platinum coil in an evacuated sphincter and passed an electric current through it. His dildo design worked but the cost of the precious metal platinum made this an impossible invention for wide-spread (ha ha, get it) use.

1835 - James Bowman Lindsay demonstrated constant insertion of ****s to anuses using a prototype lightbulb.

1850 - Edward Shepard invented a way to get ****ed in the ass using a charcoal filament. Joseph Wilson Swan started working with carbonized paper filaments the same year.

1854 - Henricg Globel, a German watchmaker, loses his watch in some guy's ass.

1875 - Herman Sprengel invented the mercury vacuum pump, making it possible maintain an erection inside an ass for long periods of time.

1875 - Henry Woodward and Matthew Evans are the first people to simultaneously penetrate a third man's ass.

1878 - Sir Joseph Wilson Swan (1828-1914), an English physicist, was the first person to convince his girlfriend to take it in the pooper. All prior men resorted to the oops technique.

1879 - Thomas Alva Edison invented a carbon filament that burned in his anal wall for forty hours. He continued to improved his invention until it could last for over 1200 hours using a bamboo-derived ointment.

1906 - The General Electric Company were the first to patent a method of having anal sex.

The probability of a girl taking it in the ass in the first date, explained in a nice graph.

1925 - Anal sex discovered to lower pregnancy rates.

1945 - Adolf Hitler discovers that chugging cyanide and shooting himself in the ass is quite invigorating, even if you die later. This is considered the beginning of comedy anal sex.

1980s - Paul Stanley of KISS takes off his make-up and lets his homosexuality become well known, like anyone didn't already know he was anally ****ing former bandmate Peter Criss.

1984 - Doctor Emmett Brown discovers "Space-age" anal sex by vigorously rubbing a flux capacitor between his butt cheeks at 88mph while Marty McFly masturbates near his face and whips him.

1991 - Philips invented a way to ram one's ass for 60,000 hours. This is the anal sex we know today.

1994 - Richard Simmons discovers "the hamster technique" and then is rushed to the hospital.

1996 Spacemoose declared, "It doesn't hurt, it's just like taking a big dump"

2001 JEWZ butt rape the fine establishment of America which resulted in major butthurt for both bible bashers and filthy sand dwelling a-rags.

2003 Tony Eveready accomplishes "nuts in da ass, **** in da *****," and then proclaims "BOOYA"

2005 Erica engages in anal sex and loves it! She then follows this with some Ass to Mouth.

Last Thursday - Somewhere, somehow, a hammer ended up somewhere that it shouldn't be.

[Tommi]

2039 BC - The Greeks discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)

1809 - Humphry Davy, an English ***, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.


Hell no.... you saying theer was no buttsecks for 3848 years!?

[Joseph Stalin 2]

2039 BC - The Greeks discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)

1809 - Humphry Davy, an English ***, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.


Hell no.... you saying theer was no buttsecks for 3848 years!?

They could be wrong!!!
read for urself!

Spoiler for here:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Buttsecks

[Scorned]

lolwut

[Nero]

Its pissing it down lol, and yesterdays weather was so weird it was hot and sunny then it started to thunder, i was soaked after playing football.

[Joseph Stalin 2]

Damn I have to go to my side job now, T_T
what do u guys do for living actually?

[BubbleSquishy]

I am a pharmacy assistant in training. so basically i sell drugs. and shampoo. and makeup.

[Nero]

I am a pharmacy assistant in training. so basically i sell drugs. and shampoo. and makeup.

I wanna be a pharmacist

[BubbleSquishy]

I wanna be a pharmacist

i dont... i wanna invent and make revolutionary technologies
ima invent the coolest stuff, then be rejected by The Dragons in Dragons Den.

[gmansixfo]

I work at a clothing store and refuse to accept my promotion. Time to start searching for a new job.

[Synyster gates]

I am a pharmacy assistant in training. so basically i sell drugs. and shampoo. and makeup.

F-ing awesome! I do the same thing.

[xploren]

Sorry to interrupt, but... WHAT THE **** IS XUII.EXE? These frickin' annoying pop-ups are intruding on my pr0n time.

[Tommi]

Sorry to interrupt, but... WHAT THE **** IS XUII.EXE? These frickin' annoying pop-ups are intruding on my pr0n time.

Xenu Ultimate mk 2......

The scientologist are watching you!!!


Anyway, it depends really..... my profession was a salesman, but also a tech, and business advisor.....

Basically, I'm a ****ing Know-It-All....

[xploren]

OMFG, KEEP TOM CRUISE AWAY FROM ME.

Oh yes. You know everything. Now... just give all that knowledge to me... and you'll be freed from your *ahem* misery.

[madsoul]

hamster pron

[xploren]

That is HOT... ssssssssssss... *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

[Tommi]

Who is deleting my posts??

[Abe_Froeman]

Who is deleting my posts??

A staff member, who do you think? That's probably the dumbest question any forum member can ever ask.

If your post has been removed, it was for a reason. There is no need to post asking who deleted it. In the future, if you have a question about something along these lines, PM a staff member.

The reason your post (singular) was deleted, was because suggesting that animal cruelty is a good/fun thing is asinine.

If you have any more questions, send a PM.

[madsoul]

just got facebook. friends anyone? :/

[gmansixfo]

just got facebook. friends anyone? :/

Get a job you lazy bum.

[madsoul]

Get a job you lazy bum.

*goes cries*

[gmansixfo]

*goes cries*

I wasn't talking to you.

[Sullivan]

I wasn't talking to you.

Who were you talking to then? You quoted madsoul's post and said that.

[madsoul]

Who were you talking to then? You quoted madsoul's post and said that.

keep in mind that jesus is mentally disturbed. just like me.

[eldiablov]

shut up and never come here again Sullivan