MDPR Chat

[Joseph Stalin 2]

You googled: Lesbian.


I bet a hundred bucks.

Hehe you owe me 100 bucks, I actually got this picture from the evil wikipedia

[Savagefreak]

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Wise move Chris, wise move.

[Nero]

Smooth....

[eldiablov]

My prom night was ****ing excellent.

[eldiablov]

He's never been here in all of the 1 year i has.

He left for a long while after being flamed to death. It appears he has come back. Look at his past posts for epic lulz.

[p0p5ux]

My prom night was ****ing excellent.

Got any?

[Nero]

My prom was good too.

[Joey]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16457_w...phy-movie.html

[gmansixfo]

ha

[madsoul]

pron

[Tommi]

Spoiler for womens dictionary:

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push.. ."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

[Joey]

Valentine's Day is f*cking bullsh*t...

[xploren]

Valentine's Day is f*cking bullsh*t...

Accept my chocolates for once! I went through hell looking for Crunch bars in a box of Godiva's.

[Hemperor]

You know you had a good night when you wake up and take a piss and find silly string in your boxers.

[Joey]

You know you had a good night when you wake up and take a piss and find silly string in your boxers.

"Silly String" isn't code for "sperm" over there, is it?

Either way, that statement is true.

[Hemperor]

"Silly String" isn't code for "sperm" over there, is it?

Either way, that statement is true.

Hahahaha, nah it's just long streams of coloured paper.

[Tommi]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs31/f/20...hygoodness.swf

[MasterChief117]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs31/f/20...hygoodness.swf

that makes me happy

[Hemperor]

This forum sucks, it's so inactive now.

[gmansixfo]

I blame global warming.

[BubbleSquishy]

Spoiler for womens dictionary:

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push.. ."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

LOL. thats epic. (sniff. ima miss you WoW)

[BubbleSquishy]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs31/f/20...hygoodness.swf

EEEEEEEvillllllll. :Cry:

[Joseph Stalin 2]

This forum doesnt suck because of its inactive member but rather because it takes each time 10 seconds to reload a new page.

[BubbleSquishy]

This forum doesnt suck because of its inactive member but rather because it takes each time 10 seconds to reload a new page.

its not just that slow page loading, its our lack of forum techies keeping the softwares up to date and fixed! :Argh:

[amrcidiot]

I'm going to Mars on Wednesday.
They found a nutrient that will allow you to grow asparagus.
I'm excited.

[Nero]

erm ok.

[gmansixfo]

My internet is going ridiculously slow. I blame Mystacles and her/his lack of support.

[Synyster gates]

Mad deaddums

[madsoul]

wut