MDPR Chat

[xploren]

Clone yourself and go bike outside and make the clone stand behind the door smiling ear to ear waiting for the package. Also make sure to punch a tooth out.
-=Double Post Merge =-
I love spamming at ConsoleSpot.

[madsoul]

[JEMdev]

Looks like I enjoy chicken and biscuits and would now like to make an exposition regarding my life, i figured it was about time to tell you guys this story so here goes.
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister.

wow

[xploren]

Wow indeed. :O

[JEMdev]

well that is wat he said

[Tommi]

Paris Hilton for president!?

Well, it's an improvement on what they have just now.....

Hot babe (admittedly, a total slut and a ****tard) or Bush (a total idiot and a ****tard)

Hard choice, Imma stick with the black dude, Obama BinLadin?? Osama Barrack?? what ever his name is.....

[Sir_Axxewraith]

EUPR are backs.

[Joey]

Hot babe

Did you just call Paris Hilton a "hot babe"? What the f*ck?

I'm prettier than her, and I'm a bald white guy.

[madsoul]

hilton is an ugly *****

[Ciaran_]

But I still would.

[Joey]

But I still would.

That makes one of us...

[JEMdev]

Ciaren its all airbrush

[eldiablov]

Ciaren its all airbrush

Zomg are you drunk again?

[Sir_Axxewraith]

lol, 3 hours sleep, And back from the dentist

[Moose]

Anyone seen Mamma Mia? I'm going to see it today.

[AndyMosh]

FFS, do I stay in, do nothing and wait for a package that I want but I'm not sure has shipped or do I just go out cycling while there is a break in the rain.

i think you are tired and don't want to cycle... i think you wanna wait for the package and take a break, have a kitkat.

edit: dont you just love it when you click MDPR and dont go to the last page automatically, then reply and feel like a **** because the post you quoted is probably 10 million pages back?

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Anyone seen Mamma Mia? I'm going to see it today.

Someone needs a big dose of masculinity.

;)

[Moose]

Someone needs a big dose of masculinity.

;)

Aimed at me?

If so, I didn't choose it. Hope that reclaims at least some of my pride. lol

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Fair play.
It would have been worse if you begged your parents to see it.

Far far worse.

[Moose]

Fair play.
It would have been worse if you begged your parents to see it.

Far far worse.

I wanted to see Batman again, but they wouldn't let me.

They'll be singing along as well...

[eldiablov]

Who gives a ****?! Abba ****ing rules !

WATERLOO !

[madsoul]

[eldiablov]

Erm, wheres the humour ?

[madsoul]

Erm, wheres the humour ?

humour?

[JEMdev]

Erm, wheres the humour ?

your kidding right?
and also sadmoul, that furfag makes me RAGE!

also may i please take this time to say that abba is the most overrated piece of **** ever.

[eldiablov]

your kidding right?
and also sadmoul, that furfag makes me RAGE!

also may i please take this time to say that abba is the most overrated piece of **** ever.

Ok first ITS ****ING YOU'RE.

Second, are you drunk again?

[JEMdev]

no
i'm not drunk
furfags do make me RAGE!
and i do hate abba
lulz

[eldiablov]

[Tommi]

Did you just call Paris Hilton a "hot babe"? What the f*ck?

I'm prettier than her, and I'm a bald white guy.

Well, I am going blind.... at least I have an excuse..... whats your reason?

[Hemperor]

Just bought a new computer :) Loving the 1600 x 1200 resolution