Trade with mine. Chicks will love you but you'll be more stressed than a mouse being stepped on by an elephant.Zitat:
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Trade with mine. Chicks will love you but you'll be more stressed than a mouse being stepped on by an elephant.Zitat:
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Well everyone stresses more than me....I more carefree than a deck of card...
Tho my life is lame..
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Speaking of life did you ever move out and find a roommate...
Speaking of life I just ate the biggest ****ing burger of my life today. It was incredible. Covered in cheese, jalapenos, bacon, oh yes it completed my life.
Sounds like an orgasm to me.Zitat:
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From where?Or is it one of t hose local places..
first tag yo!
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I never understood the relationship between men and burgers ( big huge meaty and high cholesterol ones)Zitat:
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EXPLAIN.
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Smile =]Zitat:
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lolZitat:
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yep...Zitat:
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gah! you boys... -.-
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fixededed
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damnnn gtg. bye homiezzz
Btw. Arsenal is the best!
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Well you see, the more a real man can eat, the more self-proclaimed respect he deserves. Burgers are a perfect example of something quite primitive - being meat - and hence it brings out an inner instinct that can only be achieved with such a delicacy. Similar experiences can be brought out in other forms of meat such as various forms of steaks, ribs, or perhaps even chicken wings.
Some funny blurbs I found that are insanely true.
There's not much that is manlier than eating wings when you're out with your bros for a night on the town, but when you get wings you have to make sure you get the hot wings and make sure everyone knows it. Like sometimes you might be offered honey garlic wings. DON'T FALL FOR IT. Honey garlic is like poison to real men, because if you eat honey garlic wings everyone will think that you aren't man enough to eat the hot wings. You want to order the hot wings and when you're eating them tell everybody that they're "not that hot" or that you've had hotter, EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T.
It's important to have something to drink with any manly meal you might be having. There are lots of manly things you could drink, like beer or motor oil, but everyone knows those are super manly so I'm gonna talk about energy drink. Lots of people get a cup of coffee when they need a boost, but coffee is for crybabies who hang out at Starbucks and read the New Yorker. A real man would reach for a can of Red Bull or Monster and chug it like he doesn't even care.
This is not a wussy cold soft serve sundae like anything you might be thinking of, this is a sundae that is smokin' hot and full of chunks of fudge (as a rule of thumb, anything with chunks is manly). One time I was at Dairy Queen, about to order a Flamethrower Burger (which is what I eat when I go there because it lets everybody know just how intense I am) and this guy in front of me is like "I'll have a chocolate sundae." He meant just chocolate, not hot fudge. I just laughed out loud, cut right in front of him and ordered a hot fudge sundae, then I was all, "What? Were you afraid you would burn your tongue?" Then I took my hot fudge sundae back to the car, and didn't even let it cool down before I ripped right into it.
So as you can see, food is what can ultimately define a man and his pride.
BTW, the awesome burger was from a place called "Turtle Jacks". As far as I know, it's only available in Ontario, Canada, and it originated in the city I'm currently living in - Burlington.
Real men also don't use the dollar menu.
Also taco bell ftw
I'm fasting today and its around 5:30am :/
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So basically, the worst possible GM meat out there is more manly than eating healthier food. Pretty much you do this to show off manliness to MEN. Because obviously if a girl saw you animalistic-ally scarfing down a huge burger, it would most definitely make her puke.
=p
If a girl saw me wolf down that burger, her shirt would fly right off in the blink of an eye.
It's a sunday night? Where are all of you people?
I am bored.
Did you guys forget to do your homework??
Talk Naow!
I guess nobody can handle the manly talk that's going on
ffs, it's 2am, I should go to sleepy now
Yeah, i'm pretty sure she has another shirt under the "flying" one. You know, girls like to layer a lot.Zitat:
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Uh.. are you calling me a man?!?!Zitat:
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They must be sweating a lot during the summer. Even more reason to act more manly in front of them so they have an excuse to take everything off.Zitat:
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cows is a man. Thank God for tags.
I'm as manly as a girl wearing pink lip gloss.
Now excuuuuse me boys, I have a show to watch.
A show to watch huh? This early in the morning?
I suspect manly late-tv-watching is going on ;)
ahem pron ahem
Fudge. I downloaded the wrong episode.
Uh, sure. If men watch manly dramas like Degrassi.
Nice! watching a Canadian television series. Huge props coming from my way :)
Anyways, good night
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It's a good canadian show. Good night =]
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I cannot wait another 30 min for this to load.
I never watched it. I only heard it was another high school drama. Any :lickme: in it?Zitat:
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No, they don't tickle/ lick eachothers chins. It is another hs drama, but its addicting.
And blazin fast download =]19 min
Damn. If it had chin action, I would definitely watch.Zitat:
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Lol. I'm sure you get hot and heavy for that action.Zitat:
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You want to know why I really watch Degrassi so much.
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNew...o_ruggiero.jpg
Mad hot, but gay =(
story of my life. haha
aim pls
I thought his character was gay?Zitat:
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Anyway, I'm totally hot and probably not gay...
xplorial.Zitat:
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so you're a knockout and a lesbian?Zitat:
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/confused
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"All hot guys are Gay"...Zitat:
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Anyway, that's probably because guys are gross, and women are f*cking hot, so the only way a guy could be hot, is if they were a trying... Well (for lack of a better way to put it), to be a a chick. Or at least appeal to men.
Which makes me wonder why I'm so inherently hot...
I like FreePlays voice.
Does he sound like Barry White?Zitat:
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He sounds like Darth Vader x10Zitat:
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