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[FreePlay]

Which makes me wonder why I'm so inherently hot...

Give us a photos, love. Lets us be the judges of thats.

Does he sound like Barry White?

Only when I'm horny ;)

[xploren]

Only when I'm horny ;)

We need to get you horny. Now.

[Joey]

Give us a photos, love. Lets us be the judges of thats.

Naw, I can stroke my own ego... Stroke it 'til it's bloody and raw.

Yeah... My hard ego...

[EriCKY]

no one on the corner has swagger like us

[FreePlay]

Give us every inch of your thick, strong ego. Ooh, baby.

[gmansixfo]

Yeah...


hard things

[xploren]

Yeah, get it long and hard. That's it.

[gmansixfo]

no one on the corner has swagger like us

Yeah but I still won't do it.

[Joey]

Give us every inch of your thick, strong ego. Ooh, baby.

I think it's easier to measure in feet once you get past 12 inches...

[FreePlay]

I think it's easier to measure in feet once you get past 12 inches...

True, but we are talking about you here after all...

[gmansixfo]

buuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnn

[xploren]

buuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnn

[EriCKY]

that was rude of me im sorry

[FreePlay]

my penis is mount rushmore

[EriCKY]

this one right?

[FreePlay]

no, the one in the actual mountains
... wait is that what you were comparing yourself to?

[Tommi]

Hai ForePlay

[FreePlay]

oh hi timoy

[Hemperor]

Freeplay is a coke head.

[Sir_Axxewraith]

I'm a **** head.

no ur nawt, u r kewl4lyfe

[Joey]

I don't know about you, but... I would tap Sarah Palin...

If there's one thing on this earth that me and McCain seem to agree on, it's these hot pieces of tail he keeps stumbling across.

[Tommi]

I don't know about you, but... I would tap Sarah Palin...

If there's one thing on this earth that me and McCain seem to agree on, it's these hot pieces of tail he keeps stumbling across.

Dude, she's 44.... that's my mums age...

Eww, even I'm not that low....

[Hemperor]

Bring back the mens room!

[Joey]

Dude, she's 44.... that's my mums age...

Eww, even I'm not that low....

I didn't say I'd marry her, I just said I'd tap her...

I'm pretty sure a women's vagina doesn't disappear when they turn 40. Unless I skipped that chapter of sex ed. It's quite possible, my attendance in school could be classified as sparse at best.

I mean, I'm not saying that I'm dying to bang her... I'm just saying, if she walked into my room, naked, and said "let's get busy"... Well, I'd get busy.

Which is certainly saying something, because I wouldn't do the same for, well, any other politician, let alone any Democrat. So, the Republican's hold that special distinction... They have a potential VP that I would totally bang.

Ok, I'm done.
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Bring back the mens room!

I think I just did.

[Chathurga]

I don't know about you, but... I would tap Sarah Palin...

This.

Why does Ireland have to be in this stupid time zone, I always miss out on the America fun

[Seven_]

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[Granite]

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Why so sad?
Oblivions gone now :)

[Seven_]

LOL
When'd that happen?

[Moose]

Yeah... since when?

[Granite]

You've got about two more posts in this thread. Make them count.

I might just sneak in and beat Abe to the prize :)

Since then