MDPR Chat

[Hemperor]

Prince albert ftw

Getting one of those myself. (no joke)

[SeanyP]

oh yeah is there any way to change my username?
what happened to the premium store and points?!?

[gmansixfo]

Getting one of those myself. (no joke)

WTF why?!

[Seven_]

Oh lawd

[Hemperor]

WTF why?!

More pleasure for the woman.

[Sir_Axxewraith]

Yeh, I'll be a piercer at your disposal.

[xploren]

Mmm... sorbetto.
Mozilla/5.0 440x240 Samsung SCH-U940 NetFront/3.4

[Synyster gates]

6465668099

[Hemperor]

- NO ADVERTISEMENTS! That's right. None. Zip. Zero ads. Browse the entire QJ network quickly and cleanly without any google ads, popups or banners. This means much faster load times and much quicker browsing.

Lies.

- Free Giveaways of Accessories and Games! We have already given away numerous accessories such as cases and battery packs. We will be hosting more contests and free giveaways including 1 Gig memory sticks. Also all games and accessories that are sent to us from retailers will be given away to our Premium Members.

Lol, Lies.

- Special Forum permissions which include:

*UPCOMING: Ability to play the forum RPG Inferno system Version 3! ROFL, Lies.
*NEW: Built in RSS Viewer to make catching up on QJ news easier!
*NEW: Ability to buy extra unlockables in the forum store! Lol, Lies
*NEW: Unlimited cost free use of the Arcade system! Arcade? Lol.
*NEW: Ability to spend Points accumulated through being active on the forums! Lol, lies.
*NEW: Have your own forum webpage and guestbook
*Access to post in Premium Members Help, News, and General forums Lol, fail section.
*Increased signature allowance:
- 8 lines of signature
- 500x200 image size
*Special "PREMIUM Member" forum title (Which you can change in the store upon joining!)
*Avatars: 100x100 pixels, 100kb
*Profile Pictures: 800x800 pixels, 200kb
*Maximum Stored Private Messages: 100
*Unlimited Attachments size
*Can Manage User Notes About Self
*Can Post User Notes About Others
*Can Manage Own User Notes

- Premium Member coupons to various websites to get special discounts only available to PSPUpdates Premium Members. Currently we have these coupons with more always on the way:

- 15% off at http://www.GameConsoleSkins.com Lies
- 10% off at http://www.pspstyles.com/ Lies
- 10% off at http://www.evolutionvinylworks.c om Lies
- 10% off at http://www.proporta.com Lies
- 10% off at http://www.ige.com/ Lies
- 10% off at http://www.mysupersales.com/ Lies
- This spot reserved for the many more coming soon. Lies

- Premium Members will be able to post new threads in our special Premium Members Help forum to get help with any issues they may have and get one-on-one help from experts.

- Access to a special private forum where breaking news is posted early for all Premium Members. NOTE: Normal users will still recieve their news just as fast as before. It takes time to make a news article. Premium Members will get it from our sources, raw, before an article is written and published on the front site.

The Premium Membership costs just a few bucks and takes only seconds to set up. Here is how you can sign up:

1) Register an account on our forums. It is quick and easy, simply fill out your desired username, password, and email address and click the verification link in your email. (NOTE: we will never send spam or give out your email address). You can register on our forums [here].

2) Upgrade your account to Premium status by clicking [here]. Simply select which length of time you want (1 month, 3 months, 6 months, or 1 year) and then click "Order". Then click "Order Using PayPal" and follow the simple instructions. If you do not have a PayPal account signing up is simple at www.PayPal.com

1 Month: $2.99 - Earn 250 sign on forum points!
3 Months: $7.99 - Earn 1000 sign on forum points!
6 Months: $14.99 - Earn 3000 sign on forum points!
12 Months: $24.99 - Earn 10000 sign on forum points!

[Seven_]

*sigh*

[SeanyP]

yes i feel slightly ripped off by buying premium now.
there's absolutely no features left anymore.

[Synyster gates]

* Device: Xbox360 Hardware
* Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer
* Carrier Name: UPS
* **** YEAH!

[RoBz]

- Premium Members will be able to post new threads in our special Premium Members Help forum to get help with any issues they may have and get one-on-one help from experts.

What the hell? Where are these experts?

Is QJ using it's more savy members as a feature for premium status?

[Nero]

lol experts.

[cowsruledaworld]

Lies?

Why are respectable people lying to us?

[Seven_]

Lies?

Why are respectable people lying to us?

Because.

[cowsruledaworld]

I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry.

[Seven_]

k

[cowsruledaworld]

I forgot.
God didn't give me tear ducts.

What do i do?

[Synyster gates]

Lies?

Why are respectable people lying to us?

Cause they are not respectable

[gmansixfo]

employment sucks

[Synyster gates]

employment sucks

NO! you suck

[cowsruledaworld]

It seems today, that all you see, is violence on movies and sex on tv. But where all those good 'ol fashioned values, on which we used to relyyyyyy??

[Seven_]

I forgot.
God didn't give me tear ducts.

What do i do?

fap

[gmansixfo]

NO! you suck

Yeah

[cowsruledaworld]

Or I could just watch family guy..

[Seven_]

Fappin' sounds like more fun.

[Granite]

Google Chrome'z
O.o

[cowsruledaworld]

I don't want to know what it sounds like.

I am watching family guy

[Seven_]

lol wut