MDPR Chat

[JEMdev]

stfu you **** face. Rot in hell and be raped by the devil.

eat twelve ****s mother ****ler

[Chathurga]

Just got back from an Immortal Technique gig... I have NEVER felt stage presence like that.

[Vanden]

Something about sea water. Very old. :
"When whales mate, the male ejects about 460 gallons of sperm. Only about 40 gallons ever make to the female. So the next time you go swimming in a ocean, you're swimming in 420 gallons of sperm per whale, which is extra. So, if there 300 male whales, that'd be like 126,000 gallons of sperm floating around you. And people wonder why the ocean is salty...."

[gmansixfo]

eat twelve ****s mother ****ler

Slit your wrists and wait to die.

[Tommi]

GNOMES DID 9/11!!!

[twelve]

You know there's a WoW forum right

[gmansixfo]

.dun matta!?!

[Vanden]

Steven is Oye chula, sabes que?Me desespero.. Quisiera, sentir tu cuerpo.. Es el momento..De venir a mi, no pierdas mas tiempo..

[gmansixfo]

Steven is Oye chula, sabes que?Me desespero.. Quisiera, sentir tu cuerpo.. Es el momento..De venir a mi, no pierdas mas tiempo..

Steven is Oye chula? Vandenism in spanish... very random.

[cowsruledaworld]

Booooo!

[gmansixfo]

Booooo!

never

[cowsruledaworld]

I feel like a monsterrrr!

There's a thief in the night...

[gmansixfo]

I have wings.

[cowsruledaworld]

I want to fly away to organic chemistry laaaaaand.

[gmansixfo]

I want to fly away to organic chemistry laaaaaand.

lol

WUT?!!?

[twelve]

I want to fly away to orgasmic chemistry laaaaaand.

O rly

[cowsruledaworld]

Lol... well, it has only been 1 day of organic chemistry lecture... and I know it will nip me in the butt. Buuuuut, I want to stay positive, as the dark circles around my eyes get darker and darker with each page of notes that I write. =]

[gmansixfo]

Nip you in the butt?

Surgery?

[cowsruledaworld]

Yes, depending on the skeletal structure of each chemical element, I will have surgery performed on my butt.

You gots it.

So how have you been?

[gmansixfo]

ded

[cowsruledaworld]

Aww =(

Me too.

Except the exceptionally hot international boys motivate me to live every day. =]

Plus, it is soo much quieter, i can study in my apartment.

[gmansixfo]

Aww =(

Me too.

Except the exceptionally hot international boys motivate me to live every day. =]

Plus, it is soo much quieter, i can study in my apartment.

Lucky

There are no hot international boys here.

[cowsruledaworld]

I'm sorry =(

You should come over. I could share the Colombian guy with you. =p

I know that sounds completely wrong, but try to not read that statement with a dirty mind.
-=Double Post Merge =-
anywho, i will try to get online tomorrow to talk to you.
I have to go and write an essay for Bioethics.

byeee

<3 u!!!

[gmansixfo]

I'm sorry =(

You should come over. I could share the Colombian guy with you. =p

I know that sounds completely wrong, but try to not read that statement with a dirty mind.

Too late

It's ok, I'm not into guys so you can keep em all to yourself. So you can do things to em y'kno.

[cowsruledaworld]

Ahhh damn.

Well hopefully you know what I mean.

To make it sound dirtier.. i went to the beach with him =ppppp

hahaha. anywho I am having too much fun.

Byeeeee

[JEMdev]

kids

i'm dying

[gmansixfo]

kids

i'm dying

About ****ing time.

[Tommi]

kids

i'm dying

/congratulate.

[Synyster gates]

God called me up today and said he needs me to do something for him

[JEMdev]

God called me up today and said he needs me to do something for him

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