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can someone explain to me what the **** this is?? i keep getting linked to it.



LOL DylanDangles commented on it 42 minutes ago... small world.

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Are you claiming that his hands aren't real?

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Exactly what I am claiming

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Exactly what I am claiming

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my hand is real

i just slapped myself and it really hurt,
so its real

Pics or it didnt happen

0.o

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Pics or it didnt happen

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don't have a camera, and my phone crapped out

or i would, as i really did slap myself

anyone else remember when bloodhound gang was mainstream popular for like 2 months cuz of "bad touch"

bloodhound gang?

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can someone explain to me what the **** this is?? i keep getting linked to it.



LOL DylanDangles commented on it 42 minutes ago... small world.

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Is it bad to headbang to this?

I've been into this band lately
ignore the fact that deathnote used this as a opening theme
also nominated for most rediculous headbanging ever

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anyone else remember when bloodhound gang was mainstream popular for like 2 months cuz of "bad touch"

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Bloodhound Gang are ****ing mint.

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Is it bad to headbang to this?

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not that bad, but try the other thing i just posted

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can someone explain to me what the **** this is?? i keep getting linked to it.



LOL DylanDangles commented on it 42 minutes ago... small world.

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Lmao.

i raga'd

so ur with ur honey and ur mayking out wen the fone rigns. u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u duin wif mai doter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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so ur with ur honey and ur mayking out wen the fone rigns. u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u duin wif mai doter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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ded

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congratulations you've inspired me to post more

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes of video, until the batteries in the camera died, it remained in its stationary position.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well, or why the height and stature of the woman in the video didn't come close to matching the body they'd found in the oven.

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so ur with ur honey and ur mayking out wen the fone rigns. u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u duin wif mai doter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Her mom? :(

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congratulations you've inspired me to post more

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes of video, until the batteries in the camera died, it remained in its stationary position.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well, or why the height and stature of the woman in the video didn't come close to matching the body they'd found in the oven.

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Gee, thanks for that...

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congratulations You've Inspired Me To Post More

During The Summer Of 1983, In A Quiet Town Near Minneapolis, Minnesota, The Charred Body Of A Woman Was Found Inside The Kitchen Stove Of A Small Farmhouse. A Video Camera Was Also Found In The Kitchen, Standing On A Tripod And Pointing At The Oven. No Tape Was Found Inside The Camera At The Time.

Although The Scene Was Originally Labeled As A Homicide By Police, An Unmarked Vhs Tape Was Later Discovered At The Bottom Of The Farm's Well (which Had Apparently Dried Up Earlier That Year).

Despite Its Worn Condition, And The Fact That It Contained No Audio, Police Were Still Able To View The Contents Of The Tape. It Depicted A Woman Recording Herself In Front Of A Video Camera (seemingly Using The Same Camera The Police Found In The Kitchen). After Positioning The Camera To Include Both Her And Her Kitchen Stove In The Image, The Tape Then Showed Her Turning On The Oven, Opening The Door, Crawling Inside, And Then Closing The Door Behind Her. Eight Minutes Into The Video, The Oven Could Be Seen Shaking Violently, After Which Point Thick Black Smoke Could Be Seen Emanating From It. For The Remaining 45 Minutes Of Video, Until The Batteries In The Camera Died, It Remained In Its Stationary Position.

To Avoid Disturbing The Local Community, Police Never Released Any Information About The Tape, Or Even The Fact That It Was Found. Police Were Also Not Able To Determine Who Put The Tape In The Well, Or Why The Height And Stature Of The Woman In The Video Didn't Come Close To Matching The Body They'd Found In The Oven.

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GTFO X

srsly.

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congratulations you've inspired me to post more

During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes of video, until the batteries in the camera died, it remained in its stationary position.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well, or why the height and stature of the woman in the video didn't come close to matching the body they'd found in the oven.

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Thats the 80's for you.

If you are watching television, and the signal cuts out to static, turn the TV off immediately. If you watch the static on TV for long enough, the static will suddenly pause. All sound in the room will cease; even the white noise of the TV itself will disappear. If this happens you must not look away from the screen. You will probably not notice at the time, before you lose your gaze on the TV, your body will freeze as well. Time around and with you have paused completely. Specks of the black and white dots slowly come to life, creeping slowly in seemingly random directions. Not static as you know it, but organizing themselves into a moving picture again in front of you. As the static returns to normal, and the white noise of the TV comes back, you will regain control of your body. You must never watch that television again. It will only play static, even when unplugged. If you watch the static any longer, these same events will reoccur, but with disastrous results. What exactly happens is unknown, as it is obvious that anyone that has been unfortunate enough to experience this has disappeared. It is rumoured that if one continues to watch the static again, or during their experience, looks away, the white and black specs will slowly start to move again, but you will not. Your eyes will then be permanently fixated on the screen as you watch the picture come back to life, and what seems to be your station's signal return. You learn soon this is not the case, as all sound is still absent, and the picture on the TV shows a familiar surrounding: the room in which you sit. The only thing you see next is movement on the TV, as you see yourself from behind, and subsequently, the cause of your disappearance.

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omfg it does work

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If you are watching television, and the signal cuts out to static, turn the TV off immediately. If you watch the static on TV for long enough, the static will suddenly pause. All sound in the room will cease; even the white noise of the TV itself will disappear. If this happens you must not look away from the screen. You will probably not notice at the time, before you lose your gaze on the TV, your body will freeze as well. Time around and with you have paused completely. Specks of the black and white dots slowly come to life, creeping slowly in seemingly random directions. Not static as you know it, but organizing themselves into a moving picture again in front of you. As the static returns to normal, and the white noise of the TV comes back, you will regain control of your body. You must never watch that television again. It will only play static, even when unplugged. If you watch the static any longer, these same events will reoccur, but with disastrous results. What exactly happens is unknown, as it is obvious that anyone that has been unfortunate enough to experience this has disappeared. It is rumoured that if one continues to watch the static again, or during their experience, looks away, the white and black specs will slowly start to move again, but you will not. Your eyes will then be permanently fixated on the screen as you watch the picture come back to life, and what seems to be your station's signal return. You learn soon this is not the case, as all sound is still absent, and the picture on the TV shows a familiar surrounding: the room in which you sit. The only thing you see next is movement on the TV, as you see yourself from behind, and subsequently, the cause of your disappearance.

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and on the 3rd day god decreed taht what you just said was bull****....

anyways...ya, that doesnt work. Me no happy. Me saddy:Cry:

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and on the 3rd day god decreed taht what you just said was bull****....

anyways...ya, that doesnt work. Me no happy. Me saddy:Cry:

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its creepypasta from 4chan none of it works, i started a creepy thread over there and its leaking into my posts here

Kevin Thrasher ftw

urmom ftw

Omfg I lover her SO MUCH! F*CK I CANT EVEN DESCIBE IT!


****!!!

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urmom ftw

Omfg I lover her SO MUCH! F*CK I CANT EVEN DESCIBE IT!


****!!!

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i'm sorry but i havn't been able to understand your posts lately, could you please rewrite them for me, much thanks

-JEMdev

Gman luvs me :)

my hed herts

i want some pie with

cooo hwip

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i'm sorry but i havn't been able to understand your posts lately, could you please rewrite them for me, much thanks

-JEMdev

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I don't write them so you could understand them.

-Jesus Christo

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my hed herts

i want some pie with

cooo hwip

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lol I just saw that.


ALL that...

weird JEMdev, cuz i was just watchin that too...

its okay kids we fit into a demographic,
demographic research proves every male between the age of 15 and 25 was indeed watching that

last post of the night in MDPR (prove me wrong)

You all suck so much.

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You all suck so much.

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<3 you too

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You all suck so much.

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I know, its late here in america, i'm running on amp energy drink, which i just finished

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You all suck so much.

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suck what?

me sleep nao, going to get new comp tomorrow when i wake up(me wake up at 3pm) So what about you Gman.....