Well, I found out I have this:
Atopic keratoconjunctivitis (AKC) is a relatively uncommon but potentially blinding ocular condition.
Decreased vision and blindness result from chronic superficial punctate keratitis, persistent epithelial defects, corneal scarring or thinning, keratoconus, cataracts, and symblepharon formation. The use of corticosteroids to medically treat AKC can further promote the development of cataracts, glaucoma, and secondary corneal infections.
Atopic keratoconjunctivitis may be so severe that the affected person finds it extremely difficult to open his or her eyes in direct sunlight. If the disease persists long term, scarring of the conjunctiva can occur, which is a serious problem.
Ain't I f*cking lucky... Anyway, who else has a serious (man flu IS not serious) illness?