At this very moment, somebody may be having sex with your grandmother... in her casket. These sick ****s need to be stopped. Learn your family values, you disgusting mother****ers! Go back to listening to your Village People and Donna Summer, and leave the dead stiffsters alone.
You Sicken Me
For the past twenty-two years, I've had to deal with you necrophiliacs ****ing World War II veterans while they suffer feeding the worms. Maybe it even gets to the point where they pull 'break n' enters' on people's homes just to stick their swollen MEMBERS into your great-grandmother's urn. Pardon my slight French, but these grotesque corpse-fornication partakers MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL ****ING COSTS.
You Disgust Me
Go ahead...enjoy Aunt Valerie's dry, maggot-filled...umm...how could I say...vagina? So some of you might be saying "This **** is ****ing sick", or "What the **** are you doing up this late kid? It's past your bedtime". But this an issue that must be addressed. It's either that... or going to sleep every night knowing that the really nice guy from the funeral is getting away with corpse-****ing a relatively-close family member. That *******.
You Make Me Want to Vomit
So the living just was not good enough for these *******s? They couldn't have sex with women at bars and nightclubs? Nope! They had to go to the town morgue to get some action. It's like some kind of sick porno for sick porno ****s--*ahem* Pardon me. I get a little edgy when I think about the actions being taken at this very moment by these ****ing 'necros'. They're just at it again!
How to Stop a Necrophiliac
* Bring the body back to life.
* Stop listening to the Village People.
* Read Traditional Values.
* QUIT BEING A SICK PIECE OF CARCASS-****ING ****.
If You Read This??
You're probably ****ing a corpse. Congratulations... you sick ****.
This is Tommi Morrison, and I'm signing off of this sick, ****ing circus.