Keep in mind that I'm being completely serious, so keep your garbage out of here.
Anyway, I don't really give two sh*ts about where you live, I just need somebody who has a living establishment, and needs help with rent.
I'm dead serious, I'll move anywhere, from Boston to Zimbabwe, I don't give a f*ck. I just need to get away from my ****ing **** of a sister. She's only 17, so my mother can't kick her out, so rather than wait, I'm just gonna get the f*ck out of here.
There have only been 4 people in the history of the world who I feel don't deserve life, and three of them are already dead (Hitler, Saddam and Jerry Falwell)... And if I don't get out of here quick, I'm bound to add another name to that list. I'm not f*cking kidding, I have never known a less likeable person than my sister. If Hitler and Satan had a ******* child, they still wouldn't be as bad as the sad sack of sh*t I call my sister. How I'm related to this fat piece of ****... F*ck that, to continue this sentence would be to acknowledge her actually being a human...
Anyway, I think I'm slightly of topic. If you're in need of a roommate, let me know, so I can figure out what needs to be done. Once again, this is completely serious, and I came here, because I truely don't know anybody who I could actually live with. Maybe work with, but I doubt I could live with them.
BTW, those who hail from Los Angeles need not apply... One of my biggest reasons for even considering this is because of the second thing I hate most in this world after my sister. That being Los Angeles, of course. So, when I say anywhere, I'm lying, because I will never live here again, ever.