Leap of Faith? (Seriously Bored)
I...i...i.. :Cry: "Burst out crying" I can't take it anymore! "Looks down over the railing of the bridge at the raging sea below"
Im gonna jump...without my 1.5 PSP life is meaningless....
"As he stares at the raging water he can hear the 2.0 devils calling to him."
One of us, one of us, one of us...
NOOOOOOO!!!!! "Leaps down to his watery grave"
"During his fall, he feels his body become light as a feather. It was then he opened his arms and seen two 2.0 angels hoisting him towards heaven."
i...i..i thought you were the bad guys...
"The angels deliver him to heaven's gate then vanish."
Was i mistaken? were my 1.5 ways wrong?
YES! THEY WERE! "Answered a booming voice"
"The man looked before him to see a speaker decending from higer above, a well known logo brandished upon it, SONY"
YOU REFUSED MY UPDATES AND IN DOING SO DEFIED ME, WHY?
I..i..i..i just wanted to homebrew...i wanted to be able to have my own backgrounds and a web browser.
2.0 WAS CAPABLE OF SUCH TASKS.
Yeah but it didn't let me play classic games like Mario or Sonic.
SILENCE! YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR TRECHEROUS WAYS!
How's a speaker going to punish me?
"Before he knew it, he was in 1.5 hell"
What the hell?
"The fiery pits of 1.5 hell surrounded him, waiting to snare him in. Before him in an altar of bones lay a PSP"
"As he turned it on he realized it was his old PSP and quickly launched his SNES emulator."
"He dropped the PSP and turned to run only to fall into a pit of boiling lava. As the image on his PSP came into view the reason for his madeness was justfied. The screen displayed, UPDATING FIRMWARE, a cruel punishment which he would be plauged with for all of eternity."