[Contest]: Best Joke Wins
BEST JOKE WINS
This is a contest to see who can come up with joke that they think will win. The first place prize is 2500 points and second place is 500.
Rules: The rules are as followed:
1. There will be a one week deadline to place your joke. The deadline will be Monday the 28th, @ 6:00pm GMT-4.
2. This will be judged by the staff of QJ.
3.You cannot post jokes that do not abide by the forum rules.
4.You only can post three joke,s as long as they are in the same post.
5.No bashing or anything else unacceptable.
I'll start it off, with a crappy one at that.:)
An alien comes to Earth. The first thing he see is an opera. He learns to say: "Me Me Me Meeeeee". He goes into a forks and knives factory and learns to say "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives." Going down the street, he passes a TV store and see a commercial. He learns to say "Plug it in, Plug it in." Wanting to learn about the human justice system, he goes to court. The judge says "Who killed Jim?" The alien responds, "Me Me Me Meeeeee". The judge goes, "How?" and the alien says, "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives" The judge, angered says, "Quiet boy, or I'll send you to the chair!!!". And slowy, the alien says, "Plug it in, Plug it in".:ROFL:
Now its your turn. :)