MD Party Room - Chat

[Ten_In_2010]

i should be first or second i made the thread

I'm going by post count.

[Darth Budd]

oh... geez.... not another mod here, we have one actively involved enough, two would be overkill

[Joey]

I'm going by post count.

Do you mean a real mod, that deletes posts???

Because I don't have the power to do such things... I'm not sure if you can be the mod of one thread...

[Ten_In_2010]

Do you mean a real mod, that deletes posts???

Because I don't have the power to do such things... I'm not sure if you can be the mod of one thread...

Nah, but I mean can you just be like "Sure, you can be one!" and I'll just make suggestions because I don't have any real power. :ROFL:

[Darth Budd]

that would be wierd

[Darth Budd]

we all could do tha already


Hey this guys being a nerf-herder, or bantha podo, or whatever

[Ten_In_2010]

It was sarcasm...nevermind.

[Ten_In_2010]

Heh, I just found the funniest thread on the Gamespot forums. Some kid said that he found porn on his brother's psp and is asking what he should do about it.

[L_o_N_e_R]

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and
towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............


do u get this i dont

[Darth Budd]

it's kinda hard to tell over the net...

anyways... i saw this video one time of a group of people that decided to play russian roulette, so this one guy took a model 1911 and decided to go first...

[L_o_N_e_R]

another one lol

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."

[Ten_In_2010]

it's kinda hard to tell over the net...

anyways... i saw this video one time of a group of people that decided to play russian roulette, so this one guy took a model 1911 and decided to go first...

I'm not sure what a model 1911 is, but russian roulette is cool.

[Joey]

Nah, but I mean can you just be like "Sure, you can be one!" and I'll just make suggestions because I don't have any real power. :ROFL:

Well then...

Yeah, sure... Welcome to the team :)

[L_o_N_e_R]

and another(man i wish post count is enabled here :))



Missing Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

[Darth Budd]

oh, that reminds me of the mom of this kid from school (literally)

[kibbles]

lol read these signs their really funny
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html

check it out

[L_o_N_e_R]

oh, that reminds me of the mom of this kid from school (literally)

explane

[Ten_In_2010]

Loner, those are so funny! :ROFL:

[Ten_In_2010]

Well then...

Yeah, sure... Welcome to the team :)

Sweet! Think I should make my title something like MD Party Room Mod?

[Darth Budd]

I'm not sure what a model 1911 is, but russian roulette is cool.

it's magazine fed, not a revolver, so every trigger pull is a shot, not like a revolver where you skip a chamber and have a chance of surviving

[kibbles]

those signs are hilarous click my link

[L_o_N_e_R]

thnx heres anoher one ;P


A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'

The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'

[Ten_In_2010]

it's magazine fed, not a revolver, so every trigger pull is a shot, not like a revolver where you skip a chamber and have a chance of surviving

Lol, now I get it.

[Darth Budd]

explane

she has seven kids, and none of them have the same father

[L_o_N_e_R]

she has seven kids, and none of them have the same father

o lol

another joke!

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

btw mods if u feel some jokes are offensive(i cant tell sadly) fell free to delete them

[Darth Budd]

here's one!!!
So, a guy walks into a bar aaaannnndddd...
Wakes up from a coma 3 weeks later.

[L_o_N_e_R]

.,....i dont get it

[L_o_N_e_R]

another joke

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

[Darth Budd]

he walked into the bar (as in a big metal pole) and was knocked into a coma

[L_o_N_e_R]

o lol...... stil dont get itr