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* Customer: "Can you make a house call today?"
* Tech Support: "Well sir, what seems to be the problem?"
* Customer: "Well, two windows aren't working properly, and one is just plain broken."
* Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you using?"
* Customer: "Version?!? I have a 1984 Honda Accord."
WTF?? LOL
LONER all i can say is lay off the drugs :p
drugs are bad. mmkay
i'm liking that new sig
any ways of making the tribal 3D-ish? like the superman logo
i think it'd look sick
yeah probly but it will take some head scratching and stuff. maybe for the next sig.Zitat:
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edit: did you see the tattoo that i designed for ten.
Now all we need to do is protest WB not to use a Punk/Emo soundtrack for Superman Returns..
Why??Zitat:
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Emo sucks and it would ruin Superman Returns.
no i haven'tZitat:
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new topic, sorta, new av, still same person and still svil but bigger and stuff
what do you think of the sig
He hasn't been online yet so I dunno if he likes them but I really like the first one.Zitat:
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http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...l/2b055221.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...l/fe56d14e.jpg
@thug: if emo sucks then that means you dont like 80% of all songs. I mean seriously listen to the words of most songs and you will see that near enough everything is depressing and emo in some way or another.
well, *sigh* i'm back
Didn't miss anything..Slow forum and it sucks..Zitat:
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yay!Zitat:
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wait where were you?
lol, nobody got bannedZitat:
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Damn just when I was fine with the SSBB Trailer...now I find this...
http://files.filefront.com/halo3+hqw.../fileinfo.html
brooklyn. ( a part of new york)Zitat:
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did u see my new vid?Zitat:
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you made a new one?Zitat:
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i know where brooklyn is. I'm not like the n00bs that comment on the blogs but are too chicken **** to register.Zitat:
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Anywho how was brooklyn. You live in New York state right?
hey twelve i'll upload a couple of tatts my freinds got, thir cool, but i'd never get either one, you'll see whyZitat:
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Hey guys do a search for "Nice Rack" on Google. :D
I was doing Excel support at Microsoft shortly after Win95 came out. Someone called and needed some help on Excel. He told me he had left the computer for a few minutes, and when he came back, the "devil" had "possessed" his computer. He told me it was bubbling all over the place, and the devil was in his monitor. I told him to move the mouse. The devil left. It was the screen saver.
I got a call from someone in our office.
* Friend: "My computer's dead."
* Me: "Ok, can you tell me what's wrong with it?"
* Friend: "The screen's black. I got some coffee, came back, and the screen was black."
It was a short walk to her desk, so off I go. Looking at the monitor, I saw that it was on with no flashing red lights, so I knew it was connected to the computer. Instinctively, my hand went to the mouse, and snap. The screen came back with all her work.
* Friend: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
* Me: "I moved your mouse. It was your screen saver."
* Friend: "Thanks! You're a lifesaver!"
* Me: "I have put this Movie Magic screen-saver on for you."
* Manager: "Wow, that's a nice picture."
* Me: "Yeah, it's not bad, is it?"
* Manager: "Can you set the screen-saver so the picture doesn't change?"
* Me: "Huh?"
* Manager: "You know, so the same picture stays there while we work?"
* Me: "Oh! You want this as the wallpaper?"
* Manager: (angrily) "No! I don't want you to start decorating the office!"
Trying to ask how to remove a screen saver:
* Customer: "I just go to My Computer and delete everything, right?"
I sold my old computer to a friend's friend. He never call me again. Some months latter I saw him and ask him how it was going. He told me that he had thrown it away because it was broken. When I asked him what the problem was, he told me that when he stopped typing for a while, the image on the screen started to melt and slip to the bottom, leaving a black space. If he touched the mouse or the keyboard, everything returned to normal. He was convinced I was sold him a defective machine and dumped the perfectly good computer. Apparently he haven't ever heard of screen savers, and I forgot to tell him I had installed one named "Screen Melt FX."
LOL
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1...06900nq.th.jpg
when the guy printed it out he did it alittle too big but neitrher one of them said anything,..... and heres the one my other friend got and his fianc'e-sp?
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2...06919zb.th.jpg
click on them to see the full size pic, needless to say they hurt like hell, hence i'd never get one that big
here are sopme other things from ceramics class and other art classes that i made that i guess could've been influenced by tribal art
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/2...arge7as.th.jpg
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2...06488tc.th.jpg
that's what happenned in math class one day when i started to fall asleep, i started doodling and voiala-sp? an interesting design
now in 3D
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5...06301mz.th.jpg http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9...06310fa.th.jpg
and now for the same thing just weirder, but i like it alot :p
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5...06387bi.th.jpg
what do you guys think?
wth are those?
here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS9jPPMgEDk now i g2g,Zitat:
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yo turbo ive seen those before
tattoos.......
and wtf are tattoos?...........
uhhhh yeah i've shown you before DUH :PC: j/kZitat:
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but hey twelve what do you think?
tat·too2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t-t)Zitat:
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n. pl. tat·toos
A permanent mark or design made on the skin by a process of pricking and ingraining an indelible pigment or by raising scars.
D E A D ....................... i'm so bored
watch my vid?Zitat:
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yeah.......
im out! my bro is gonna use da computer so later
not yet, link?Zitat:
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my weekend in brooklyn was fun and weird. and i think my friend's GF likes me :neutral:Zitat:
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fine, i'm still bored.................... ..darn it nothing....at............ ......all
is that good or bad?Zitat:
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is what good or badZitat:
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