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[Synyster gates]

!

[Snicks]

I love you guys...

And to show you my love, I am gonna give you a picture of my heart...

[Zx30]

i can't i only say things that deserve a ban when i get Pissed at Iball

It looks like your just looking for attention.

If you really wanted to stay out of here, you can easiliy get banned, but instead you keep coming back..

Go post something if your really serious...

[Synyster gates]

i can't i only say things that deserve a ban when i get Pissed at Iball

we could stage a flame war?

[Trigun]

[Trigun]

[Snicks]

I love you guys...

And to show you my love, I am gonna give you a picture of my heart...

[Trigun]

It looks like your just looking for attention.

If you really wanted to stay out of here, you can easiliy get banned, but instead you keep coming back..

Go post something if your really serious...

i really do want to be BANNED~~~~~~~~~~ but people say they will do it but they end not doing it!:mad:

[Synyster gates]

I love you guys...

And to show you my love, I am gonna give you a picture of my heart...

i was enjoying my cookie untill you posted that ****

[Trigun]

I love you guys...

And to show you my love, I am gonna give you a picture of my heart...

[Snicks]

i love you, you love me....


This is a somewhat true depiction of gay men in purple costumes...
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/barney-bad.html

[Darth Budd]

oookk.......

[Deturbanator]

um...

[Synyster gates]

i love you, you love me....


This is a somewhat true depiction of gay men in purple costumes...
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/barney-bad.html

i'll slit my own throat before i click something you post again.

[L_o_N_e_R]

im avatar looks Fscking ugly...

[Snicks]

um...

[Synyster gates]

im avatar looks Fscking ugly...

:ROFL: what the **** is that supposed to be?

[Snicks]

Whos your daddy? Thats right...now go to bed...

[gmansixfo]

im avatar looks Fscking ugly...

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

[Snicks]

:ROFL: what the **** is that supposed to be?

What you saw when you were blind...

[L_o_N_e_R]

:ROFL: what the **** is that supposed to be?

i dont know

i used paint :) :ROFL: :ROFL:

[Trigun]

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."




This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,

"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"




Little Johnny's father decided it was time for 11-year-old Little Johnny, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor. He introduces Little Johnny to the madam, and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex.

The madam says, "You've been such a good customer over the years, I'm going to see to this personally." So she takes Little Johnny by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she completes his deflowering. Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave. I'm going to give you a manicure."

Two weeks later Little Johnny and his father run into the madam on the main street. Little Johnny is acting a little shy, so the madam smiles and says, "Well, Little Johnny, don't you remember me?"

"Yes, Ma'am," Little Johnny stammers, "you're the lady that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."




A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."




A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair.

"Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding."

"I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."




Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her **** was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."




Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"

The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".

"**** me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies I've been ****ed by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first".




Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other.

After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves.

The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger.

The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline."

She says, "Smell the rim."




Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."




A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his *******, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

[FullMetalCat]

no! midnight change your av back! did a gay mod tell you to change it, ugh

[EriCKY]

Naoneo has quit.

naoneo.com

[Ten_In_2010]

"It's what you crave." Mmmm...

[Darth Budd]

......ew......

[Snicks]

That was hilarious...

[Trigun]

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."

The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."




Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,

"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"

The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up ****s."




The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !!!!

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on, With her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate .....

The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."




A man walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, "Every flavor ice cream in the world."

"Bull****," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you have every flavor ice cream in the world?" "O.K., I would like three scoops of **** flavored ice cream please."

"No problem sir." The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a cone and the man takes a good lick.

Grimacing, he says, "This doesn't taste like ****, it tastes like ****!" The assistant replies,

"Of course it tastes like **** when you take such long licks!"




Steven Spielberg has a talent for making memorable movies, merchandisers have a knack for turning those movies into products for the kiddies to buy, buy, buy, and Hollywood executives will do just about anything (no, make that anything) to squeeze every last nickel out of a picture. So I dread what must soon be arriving on the toy store shelves, just in time for the holidays:

The Schindler's List E-Z-Bake Action Figures (light bulb not included).




Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread.

One man says: "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" the other says: "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - £100 . A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them.

He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" Asked the waiter.

He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!"




A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget."




Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.




A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,

"Can I smell your *****?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,

"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

"It must be your feet, then."




Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey. He asks, "Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you've had a good night out?"

The first replies, "I come home, get into bed and if I lay there and tingle all over, I know that I had a good night."

The second one replies, "I come home, have a shower and a glass of wine, get into bed, and if I tingle all over, I know it was a good night."

The third one turns around and says, "If I get home, rip off me knickers, throw them against the wall, and they stick, then I know it was a good night!"

[L_o_N_e_R]

LOL nice one