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[idk2]

/me goes to bed (its midnight here)

[TheRaiderNation]

/me goes to bed (its midnight here)

well it was nice arguing with you. And i still win.

[PSPHax0r9]

i always thought that was watching american idol....

2nd most brutal. Although, with Ryan Seacrest it becomes a close tie.

[Vanden]

somehow your sigs manage to get worse every time...

yup it sure does

[L_o_N_e_R]

i fell sexually challenged












































































wtf? not

[Vanden]

feel like typeing anything and feel like missspelling a few thingsss like this or the would hacbat

[Macca]

feel like typeing anything and feel like missspelling a few thingsss like this or the would hacbat

you are a ****ing retard.

[TheRaiderNation]

you are a ****ing retard.

now-a-days, who isnt? O, that reminds me i saw a retarted guy, or a guy that was REAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY high walking, when i was comming home from Chilis today.

[L_o_N_e_R]

a priests first mass.......
Before his first mass, a new priest asked the monsignor for advice on how to deal with his anxiety. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervious I take a sip." So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:


1) Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God"

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

15) Don't refer to Jesus and the 12 disciples J.C. and the boys.



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[Vanden]

you are a ****ing retard.

i sure am

[TheRaiderNation]

a priests first mass.......
Before his first mass, a new priest asked the monsignor for advice on how to deal with his anxiety. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervious I take a sip." So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:


1) Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God"

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

15) Don't refer to Jesus and the 12 disciples J.C. and the boys.



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[L_o_N_e_R]

yo momma jokes

•Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay

•Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!

•Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

•Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

•Yo momma like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on!

•Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!

•Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

•Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

•Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

•Yo momma like a shotgun: one **** and she blows!

•Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!

•Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing

•Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!

•Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

•Yo momma like a rifle... four ****s and she's loaded.

•Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

•Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.

•Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

•Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

•Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.

•Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

•Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.

•Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."

•Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size

[gmansixfo]

"get your walk on"

[L_o_N_e_R]

eh? wtf does that mean?

[Mast3r_Shak3]

How u guys like my mini photoshop sig?

[soccerPMN]

Good, its better than all those huge sigs I'm getting sick of...

[Vanden]

Good, its better than all those huge sigs I'm getting sick of...

you mean like this

[Mast3r_Shak3]

nvm heres the finished one



agh border is screwed up

[TheMysteriousThug]

Hiya people.

[Mast3r_Shak3]

sup TMT

[Macca]

TMT my homie wats cracking!

[gmansixfo]

someone kill me

[Mast3r_Shak3]

whats that site for random sigs?

[L_o_N_e_R]

i feel an erection..............








































































j/k......

[TheMysteriousThug]

If anyone see deturbanator on pester him for me. I'm on my cousins PC( who are spoiled rottenly).

[NEvolution]

whats that site for random sigs?

this?
http://userbars.com/

[Vanden]

If anyone see deturbanator on pester him for me. I'm on my cousins PC( who are spoiled rottenly).

how good is the pc

[gmansixfo]

deadness

[NEvolution]

deadness

same time, same place.

[Mast3r_Shak3]

yay my sig is random now

wtf... thats not right...