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[gmansixfo]

Im not a west-coast gangstur

well its leaning more to a dance move now that so many ppl are doing it.

[Deturbanator]

12, i like your new sig/avy

[SimplyTheBest]

True that.

huh? Did you just call me a wankster? :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

[SimplyTheBest]

well its leaning more to a dance move now that so many ppl are doing it.

I already have loads of dance moves in my arsenal to "serve" you with -_-
Street logic is so non-logical :b

[L_o_N_e_R]

* Tech Support: "Hello, tech support, can I help you?"
* Customer: (slowly) "Oohh." (pause) "I think I did a bad thing."
* Tech Support: "Ok, so tell me what's up."
* Customer: "Well, my computer was running great. Everything was working fine, I had no problems whatsoever."
* Tech Support: "Ok..."
* Customer: "So I decided to open it up and have a look inside. I saw all these wires dangling all over the place. There were grey flat ones, and small red, black, and yellow ones, and it seemed like they weren't connected to anything. So I decided to plug them all in."
* Tech Support: "Um, you mean you plugged them all in? What did you plug them into?"
* Customer: "Well, whatever I could get them to connect to. I saw pins sticking off of some of the boards that didn't have anything on them, so I plugged all the loose wires in to make it run better."
* Tech Support: "And then you..."
* Customer: "And so I plugged them all in, and I hit the power button, and there was this loud bang and a flash and a puff of smoke. Now it doesn't work at all."
* Tech Support: (suppressing all emotion and turning deep crimson) "Can you hold for a minute, please?"

Kaboom! "Explosive" doesn't adequately describe the laughter. I related the story to some co-workers between gasps for breath. Several of the techs and I had quite the laugh fest while he was on hold. After about five minutes of eye-popping, sweat-beading laughter, I wiped away the tears, took a sip of water, and came back on the line. I knew it'd be futile to even attempt to troubleshoot it.

* Tech Support: "Ok, well why don't we just have you wrap it up in the original packing material and send it back to us, we'll take care of the whole thing."

And so another computer newbie learned that the extra power supply cables and unused IDE ribbon cables don't have to be plugged in for the computer to work just fine.


LOL

[Phil]

12, i like your new sig/avy

thanks buddy. it was firefox yesterday but i decided that uberman was much more... uber

[Deturbanator]

thanks buddy. it was firefox yesterday but i decided that uberman was much more... uber

how true..

[Deturbanator]

* Tech Support: "Hello, tech support, can I help you?"
* Customer: (slowly) "Oohh." (pause) "I think I did a bad thing."
* Tech Support: "Ok, so tell me what's up."
* Customer: "Well, my computer was running great. Everything was working fine, I had no problems whatsoever."
* Tech Support: "Ok..."
* Customer: "So I decided to open it up and have a look inside. I saw all these wires dangling all over the place. There were grey flat ones, and small red, black, and yellow ones, and it seemed like they weren't connected to anything. So I decided to plug them all in."
* Tech Support: "Um, you mean you plugged them all in? What did you plug them into?"
* Customer: "Well, whatever I could get them to connect to. I saw pins sticking off of some of the boards that didn't have anything on them, so I plugged all the loose wires in to make it run better."
* Tech Support: "And then you..."
* Customer: "And so I plugged them all in, and I hit the power button, and there was this loud bang and a flash and a puff of smoke. Now it doesn't work at all."
* Tech Support: (suppressing all emotion and turning deep crimson) "Can you hold for a minute, please?"

Kaboom! "Explosive" doesn't adequately describe the laughter. I related the story to some co-workers between gasps for breath. Several of the techs and I had quite the laugh fest while he was on hold. After about five minutes of eye-popping, sweat-beading laughter, I wiped away the tears, took a sip of water, and came back on the line. I knew it'd be futile to even attempt to troubleshoot it.

* Tech Support: "Ok, well why don't we just have you wrap it up in the original packing material and send it back to us, we'll take care of the whole thing."

And so another computer newbie learned that the extra power supply cables and unused IDE ribbon cables don't have to be plugged in for the computer to work just fine.


LOL

funny, where did you find it?

[L_o_N_e_R]

I once received an email that included the line:

By the way, what does BTW stand for?


:ROFL:

[gmansixfo]

I already have loads of dance moves in my arsenal to "serve" you with -_-
Street logic is so non-logical :b

thats bs! unless u make a vid ;)

[SimplyTheBest]

I once received an email that included the line:

By the way, what does BTW stand for?


:ROFL:

lol

Me: "I was thinking of installing Linux, but I was wondering if you knew if the modem works under Linux."
Tech Support: "Oh, I'm sorry, we only support Windows."
Me: "I know. I was just wondering if you knew if it was possible."
Tech Support: "But we only support Windows."
Me: "I know, but just to save me some time, have you heard of anyone that got Linux to work with the modem?"
Tech Support: (getting annoyed) "Why can't you just use Netscape?"
Me: "Uh, wha? It's not a browser, it's a--never mind. Thanks for your help."

[L_o_N_e_R]

at deturbanator


http://rinkworks.com/stupid/


go to the smoke section

[SimplyTheBest]

thats bs! unless u make a vid ;)

My webcam broke about 3 months ago O_O and that was the only video cam in the house

[Deturbanator]

I once received an email that included the line:

By the way, what does BTW stand for?


:ROFL:

lol...

There is a swedish chain saw that says "do not use hands or genitals to stop chain saw"

[gmansixfo]

My webcam broke about 3 months ago O_O and that was the only video cam in the house

also bs

[L_o_N_e_R]

Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"


LOL LOL LOL!!

[SimplyTheBest]

also bs

Thats not bs...my webcam seriously broke...my house isn't very technological(besides crap emachines comp) so we don't have any spares(redneck)

[Deturbanator]

My webcam broke about 3 months ago O_O and that was the only video cam in the house

another pspunk excuse...

[gmansixfo]

Thats not bs...my webcam seriously broke...my house isn't very technological(besides crap emachines comp) so we don't have any spares(redneck)

use a digi cam, if u have one

[L_o_N_e_R]

Back in 1998, I was going through the employment section of the newspaper and found this:

"Applicant must have 5 years experience with Windows 95."


wtf? its not even 5 years yet.....

[SimplyTheBest]

another pspunk excuse...

Even if all of that was bs, believe me, you don't want to see me dance....your eyes will bleed

[SimplyTheBest]

use a digi cam, if u have one

I don't... I don't even have my own cell phone...

[L_o_N_e_R]

An elderly woman called, furious.

* Tech Support: "How can I help you ma'am?"
* Customer: "You had better help me!"
* Tech Support: "That's why they pay me!"
* Customer: "Don't get smart with me!"
* Tech Support: "Of course, ma'am, how can I help you?"
* Customer: "Well, I've been waiting for quite some time!"
* Tech Support: "Yes ma'am, our current wait is about twenty minutes. It usually isn't that bad."
* Customer: (yelling) "Twenty minutes! I've been waiting three days!"
* Tech Support: "You've defied sleep and other bodily functions for a full 72 hours?"

Isn't it wonderful when they get vague? Turns out she clicked on the "Help" button in Word or something three days prior and was waiting for us to call her...despite the fact that her computer had no modem and was not near a telephone line.

[gmansixfo]

I don't... I don't even have my own cell phone...

i dont have a cell phone and i have all kinds of ****, forget then, its prolly not a good idea to release to the world wide web.

[SimplyTheBest]

For those of you that missed it...what do you think?

[Deturbanator]

For those of you that missed it...what do you think?

kinda sucks sh*t... O_O

[SimplyTheBest]

kinda sucks sh*t... O_O

It was only a 15 minute job... It wouldn't suck if I could fix those stupid buttons on the right

[Phil]

It was only a 15 minute job... It wouldn't suck if I could fix those stupid buttons on the right

my sig took me about 10 minutes.

[madsoul]

my sig is HOT

[L_o_N_e_R]

* Customer: "My computer crashed!"
* Tech Support: "It crashed?"
* Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
* Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
* Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."
* Tech Support: "Huh?"
* Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work."

Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.

* Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
* Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"



LOL