SH*T MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!Zitat:
Zitat von -TheSilenceOfNoOne-
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SH*T MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!Zitat:
Zitat von -TheSilenceOfNoOne-
aka nothing
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Zitat von gmansixfo
klol
AKA
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
- a half-gallon of 2% milk
- a carton of eggs
- a quart of orange juice
- a head of romaine lettuce
- a 2 lb. can of coffee
- a 1 lb. package of bacon
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"
:)
im ****in bored
im a *****
Ur new tune = bettar den sekz.
Srsly.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapf apfapfapfapfapfap*
**** it
poon tang
MDPR can suk my paypay.
hi guys.
****ing ****ty ****head *****ing ******* ****** *******.
what the **** is up with all the **** damn swearing?
love you too.
Because we've been ****ing infected by the ****ing Urameshi-****ing-madsoul-****ing **** virus, damn it!
I'm gonna go play wc3.
Why shall we give a damn, thy Doraemon?
Sasquatch.
I'm gonna go play with myself.Zitat:
Zitat von L0gik
The greatest quote ever:
Spoiler for The Greatest Quote EVAR:
Wow xploren how original.
You scared me.Zitat:
Zitat von NeilR
WOW.You're like really bored. Am I right?Zitat:
Zitat von xploren
I get that often around here. ;)Zitat:
Zitat von gmansixfo
Yes, I'm so damn bored.
...??? NeilR? Huh. Well... hi?
We're all bored.
Damn right, we are.
*sigh*...
I'm not...Ima....BUSY.
I'm relaxing...
I'm sitting, slumped, in front of the computer, staring at the monitor like a geek waiting for Linux Gentoo to be installed.
I'm sitting, slumped, in front of the computer, staring at the monitor like a geek fapping..
I heard someone is giving away free premium...Is this true?
I might start doing it again.Zitat:
Zitat von p0p5ux
buttsecks = prem?Zitat:
Zitat von gmansixfo
We'll see.Zitat:
Zitat von p0p5ux
:)Zitat:
Zitat von gmansixfo
pLZ. bE MY LOVER...
I just beat BioShock, Now back to blue dragon.
Good luck... :ROFL:
EDIT: It was directed at p0p5ux...
Ya ok, You'll be the first babeh.Zitat:
Zitat von p0p5ux
Im gettin this.
http://content.answers.com/main/cont...pper_Combo.jpg
drewl.
Great... Now I'm hungry. That's a small ass burger though :/Zitat:
Zitat von p0p5ux
Yeah...it's just a Snack...Zitat:
Zitat von gmansixfo
EDIT: Check the paper is in italian or something..
:I makes me wanna go to Burger King.