Im putting them in here:
http://forums.qj.net/f-general-off-t...104/page5.html
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Im putting them in here:
http://forums.qj.net/f-general-off-t...104/page5.html
Ill try to find something good...
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Haha worth a laugh
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
So what do you guys do here at the MD Party Room?
Talk crap!
make fun of noobs who ask questions like that
In the MD? We do stuff like this :p
I LIKE COOKIES!!
At the moment Dark_Merlin is doing the exact same thing that me and you were doing in this thread.Zitat:
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to quote gman..Zitat:
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WHO THE F***CK ARE YOU???!!
Good one madsoul ;)
ok im deleting your jokes now dark merlin. ive said three times about this thread:
http://forums.qj.net/f-general-off-t...kes-58104.html
Oh holy damn ur a mod! Sorry i didnt realise you were telling me to put them in there
you didnt know im a mod? lolZitat:
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you didnt realize phill is a mod wtf does the moderator staff title hint to anything
I missed the little QJ Moderator banner :p
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There we go all moved to the jokes thread, feel free to delete those posts now :)
and the HUUUUGEE av. And the qj policy sig, then again that could've been a wannabe thing.Zitat:
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true dat lol but the staff title its kinda obvious
*little girl voice*Pleeeease stop making fun of my stupidity?
Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee?
lol see why noobs are not goood lol ill leave you alone merlin
Im not a noob... im just a banana short of a dozen eggs... or donuts... or whatever!
Meow.
Come lets go for ct Siouxsie!
I wanna play CS:S.
YA I KNOW! what server?Zitat:
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Monsterserver Office: 82.96.102.61:22000
I'm coming on now, get on!
*looks at title*Zitat:
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whats wrong with being a noob :( :Cry:
nothing when your a professional lolchill man its ok do you need a hug
My PC is officially PIMPED OUT! I have Flyakite OS X on it, with RK Launcher, iColorFinder and loads of other pimpalicious stuff....DELICIOUS!
twelve I thought u were gunna delete my posts?
I don't like CS:S.