HI, Terri
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HI, Terri
Wow I just realized that I was playing halo 3 for about six hours...
~_~
All these years I thought it was normal that my penis was attached to my right thigh.
hi mate, hows life?Zitat:
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i pooped
SourceZitat:
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gman, can i quote you in my sig?
i lol'd at ur penis.
@Terri, Good.... you?
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:ROFL:Zitat:
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http://a390.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...d33ab0f1c5.jpg
Hitch hiking... didn't go so well...
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Dang it all woman. Can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
'Only when he's been drinking.'
HAHA
k.Zitat:
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i'm the one who mowes gmans lawn.Zitat:
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lol thats funnyZitat:
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im ok, life is life, mehZitat:
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jimmy cracked corn and i DO care
I seeZitat:
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see what?Zitat:
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the crack....
please don't snitch to the mods :(
Why does this guy have a grey ball sack?Zitat:
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5 O clock shadow on my sack.Zitat:
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regarding dfs's sig
currently eating: cheese
haha! im really amazed that im on the first pic seach page when i search on madsoul on google!
http://images.google.com/images?q=ma...=&start=0&sa=N
lulz, im on the internet to much...
scary!
i wonder if i google image search???
not much for me
but my psp development stint is certainly shown
http://www.google.com/search?q=JEMdev
I fill up the first page and a half exclusively of me.Zitat:
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http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi
But thats with sousanator, when I search electro I'm no where to be found
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6083/sexy26na.jpgZitat:
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Omg O_o
Lolololol!
the image section is connected to the places ive been to.Zitat:
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search
i gotta get out of the computer. o_<
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SHHH
They're watching.
[action=Ceridwen]walks in casually...[/action]
i gots the dorito's and the poker kit... whos up for a party?
Oh Hi!
Poker sucks. I thought this was gonna be a pants party, not literally a party that is pants.
bring your own food and booze, and whatever games you wanna play... i gots the candy
nomnomnmonomonomonom
A party in your pants.Zitat:
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ok i just been to get some wh()res.. any one want one?
we needz naked chicks at thiz party me thinkz...Zitat:
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-= Double Post =-
http://www.familjenjonsson.eu/person...0721_1stor.jpgZitat:
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i gots some... here, you can have Lucy... shes able to slide down a pole, without her hands