MD Party Room - Chat

[TheMysteriousThug]

I love Finland. They brought us H.I.M.

[MaTiAz]

Oh you Finlandians.

lol. BTW, I need to do some dynamic booter code for the microwave kernel, but I'm so tempted to start working on the fridge... what should I do?

[madsoul]

Heh :) I see you like Nightwish. How do you like the new vocalist? In my opinion Tarja Turunen was better

PÄRKELEVITU!

[SimplyTheBest]

PÄRKELEVITU!

buttseccs, nao?

[Chathurga]

lol. BTW, I need to do some dynamic booter code for the microwave kernel, but I'm so tempted to start working on the fridge... what should I do?

You go onto the fridge and remove the cat that eats out foodz, I'll handle the dynamic booter code for the microwave.

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

Chathurga: Hey, I made some progress with the microwave hacking, I made a simple kernel rewrite - you may be interested in this:

Spoiler for microwave_kernel.c:

// microwave.h = function definitions, house and microwave structs
#include <microwave.h>

#define MICROWAVE_KERNEL_TYPE 0x02 // 0x01 = samsung, 0x02 = autodetect

// these differ for samsung microwaves
#define DOOR_OPENED 1
#define CONTAINS_UMD 0x1337
#define UMD_POSITION_END 0xFFFF
#define UMD_PROJECT_SUCCESS 0
#define UMD_PROJECT_FAILURE -1

int projectUMDToWall(MICROWAVE* microwave)
{
    HOUSE* house;
    house = user_GetHouse();
    
    if(microwave->doorOpened == DOOR_OPENED)
    {
        if(microwave->contains == CONTAINS_UMD)
        {
            while(microwave->UMD_POS != UMD_POSITION_END)
            { 
                projectUMD(microwave->contains, house->wall);
            }
            if(microwave->UMD_POS == UMD_POSITION_END
                return UMD_PROJECT_SUCCESS;
        }
        else
        {
            userNotify("PLZ GIMMEH AN UMD KTHX", MICROWAVE_REQUEST_UMD);
            return UMD_PROJECT_FAILURE;
        }
    }
}

int main() // the main function
{
    USER* user;
    while(user == NULL)
        user = getCurrentUser();
    
    while(1)
    {    
        if(user->active == 1)
        {
            switch(user->functionRequest)
            {
            case MAKE_POPCORN:
                make(MICROWAVE_PRODUCT_POPCORN, user, user->requests);
            case MAKE_PIZZA:
                make(MICROWAVE_PRODUCT_PIZZA, user, user->requests);
            default:
                userNotify("EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOIN", MICROWAVE_ERROR);
            }
        }
    }
    return 0;
}


// this gets called first
void microwavePowerOn()
{
    microwaveStartKernel(main, 0x1000);    // we need kernel mode for the kernel to function properly, duh
}

ummmmmmmmmmmmm... You forgot KERNEL_FUNCTION_IMPLODE and KERNEL_FUNCTION_SLAY_MANK IND

[Vanden]

Cookie...

[MaTiAz]

madsoul: Uhm, it's PERKELE unless you mistyped it on purpose :)

ummmmmmmmmmmmm... You forgot KERNEL_FUNCTION_IMPLODE and KERNEL_FUNCTION_SLAY_MANK IND

Nah, I left them away for security reasons... It's much safer to rewrite those functions than use the ones from the old kernel.

Chathurga: All right, I'll do it tomorrow :)

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

Cookie...

init Kernel_FUNCTION_SLAY_TEH_ NOOBLET
}
end of his life



j/k, j/k.

Now teech me that Vanden C-Walk.

[SimplyTheBest]

init Kernel_FUNCTION_SLAY_TEH_ NOOBLET
}

As you wish *stabs john in back of head with fishing rod*

[Chathurga]

That's it, I'm taking a dump.

[Phil]

I love Finland. They brought us H.I.M.

abso****inglutely

[TheMysteriousThug]

Chat: Before you do that. Let me get the camera streaming first.

YAY!!! FIRST CREEPY STALKER JOKE!!!

[Turbocat777]

that's a nice *****

steals Klick's *****........


p.s. has a dollar

[Chathurga]

Jesus I feel light and empty, it was a monster.
I think I can actually jump higher now.

[Synyster gates]

what does H.I.M. stand for

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

As you wish *stabs john in back of head with fishing rod*

{
init KERNEL_RESURRECT_TSON
}
while true do
init KERNEL_INSERT_NIGHTWISH
while true do
init KERNEL_POWER_ON
end
}
{
init BUTTSECKS
while true do KERNEL_FIND_PARTNER
end
}

[Phil]

what does H.I.M. stand for

His Infernal Majesty

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

Jesus I feel light and empty, it was a monster.
I think I can actually jump higher now.

Thats disgusting.

[TheMysteriousThug]

H.I.M. = His Infernal Majesty. But now. They just go under HIM.
-= Double Post =-
****ing Slow Ass Comp..

[Chathurga]

Jesus I feel light and empty, it was a monster.
I think I can actually jump higher now.

Thats disgusting.

lololololololol

[Josey Wales]

Whats up *****es?

[TheMysteriousThug]

Nuthin' fellow *****. Anything new?

[Chathurga]

Whats up *****es?

I just released the most furious dump from it's anal prison.

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

Ahah. Instead of SeanyPs who the f*** R U, Ill say where the f*** have you been... Ingenous.
-= Double Post =-

Whats up *****es?

Where the **** have you been?

[Chathurga]

Ahah. Instead of SeanyPs who the f*** R U, Ill say where the f*** have you been... Ingenous.
-= Double Post =-


Where the **** have you been?

SeanyP's??? um Gman's.

[Josey Wales]

Where the **** have you been?

Work.

lol job.

[TheMysteriousThug]

Yeah. It's Gman's phrase.

[-TheSilenceOfNoOne-]

Muh bad.

Anyway...

My microwave just literally became a MICROwave... :/

[TheMysteriousThug]

Oooh. Did it explode into little pieces?