Troll :(Zitat:
Zitat von Siouxsie
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Troll :(Zitat:
Zitat von Siouxsie
I'm not trolling. Do you want me to troll?
who wants buttsecks?
anyone?
I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT
we need more people to have some fun, i mean....c'mon guys.
Also, EMO SIOUXSIE WILL JOIN IN
yay! i always wanted a good ride...
: Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...
Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
She walks into the next room.
Girl: Hey! What's up?
Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah, sounds great!
Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now.
Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not?
Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry.
Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...?
In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly.
Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family.
Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort?
The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds his best friend on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on and his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.
Guy: What the **** is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: Benny? WHAT THE ****!! How could you do this to me! Rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl: John...!
John with tears in his eyes, he rushes out of room, and slams the door.
Benny climbs out of the window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.
Girl runs after her boyfriend. Yelling....
Girl: NOOOO! Please!! Come back John!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! She falls down and cries.
John turns around, looks straight at his girlfriend in tears.
John: Why? Rachel, why? I loved you! Oh my God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?!
Here take this as the cash. He drops a ring box on her lap.
She opens the ring box. Her jaw drops... Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.
Girl: You were going to propose?
Guy: Yeah... how dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded... And she was in despair.
Later that night, the girl got a phone call from the police saying he had died of an overdose of drugs and when they found him he had a picture of him and her in his hands
If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as "cheating hurts."
Did you know that every night b4 u go to sleep there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of you. they want 2 kiss u, they want 2 b with u, they r always thinking about u, this is all true and not fake. if u repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to b with u will approach u within 1 month and ask u out or grab you and kiss u. but if u break this chain no 1 will like u or ask u out again for 5 years
Well, don't worry son. I ride a HARO.
nice!
What was the point of that..Zitat:
Zitat von Serideth
lol...i actually read it
Me too. The gurl reminds me of Siouxsie.
lol im so bored....
What was the point of you being born?Zitat:
Zitat von Nightwish
Accidents lulz.
Siouxsie should never have been born. Siouxsie was spawned.
That was harsh :(Zitat:
Zitat von Serideth
i was actually accidental, my parents were pretty kinki, good times....good times...
Yeah I know.Zitat:
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wtf
I think serideth's been hacked...run for your life!!
Negative, this is the MD room, anyone can go caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaara aaaaazeeeeeeeeeeeee
Meh.
but not that crazy!
There's a razorblade in my cup cake
theres a cup cake in my razorblade
Melt that ****.Zitat:
Zitat von Noriko
there is a pan in my kak.
Monkiys.
i invented slicingZitat:
Zitat von PeterPetrelli