MD Party Room - Chat

[Synyster gates]

Hey Louisiana woman Mississippi man we get together every time we can
The Mississippi River can keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart

[p0p5ux]

Hey Louisiana woman Mississippi man we get together every time we can
The Mississippi River can keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart

Your avy makes me horny. Whoops!

[cowsruledaworld]

Hey Louisiana woman Mississippi man we get together every time we can
The Mississippi River can keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart

"We are all on drugs... yeah, never getting enough. We are all on drugs...yeah, give me some of that stuff"

[L_o_N_e_R]

Why don't we all just thrust ourselves onto a bed of thumbtacks.....


it sounds really appealing to me at this point...

what does?

[cowsruledaworld]

what does?

...........nvm.

I feel like singing.

[KINGOFNOOBS]

**** Off!!!

Haha, Concede accepted. Fission Mailed.

[L_o_N_e_R]

...........nvm.

I feel like singing.

record upload and share

man i like using alot huh?

[Synyster gates]

Your avy makes me horny. Whoops!

Oh yeah. how about this

[cowsruledaworld]

record upload and share

man i like using alot huh?

HAHAHAHA... not now.. maybe some time in the future [challenge someone to a song] but not now. I am in a very bad mood.

Yes you like using that smiley face a lot...

[KINGOFNOOBS]

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

major hax

[Synyster gates]

...........nvm.

I feel like singing.

Sing about fords

[KINGOFNOOBS]

Oh yeah. how about this

omg.. teh line is blurry!

[L_o_N_e_R]

<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
<Nuzzler> haha
<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
<dendyh0> ...
<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor ******* with 14 parking fines
<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nuzzler> ROFL!!

pwned LOL

[gmansixfo]

Oh yeah. how about this

**** yes.

[cowsruledaworld]

Sing about fords

I think thats the job of the car salesman... as far as I know.. i am not a car salesman... i am just a... um ford owner?

[Synyster gates]

I think thats the job of the car salesman... as far as I know.. i am not a car salesman... i am just a... um ford owner?

The best part about inside jokes is that very few people have the slightest idea what we are talking about.

[KINGOFNOOBS]

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye
random girl: bye
random girl: wait a se...
random girl: oh fu-
-- you have been disconnected --

teh funnies

[cowsruledaworld]

The best part about inside jokes is that very few people have the slightest idea what we are talking about.

Lol.. i know .. i love it. =]

[cowsruledaworld]

teh funnies

rofl.. thats funny

[koolio]

i came here for one reason hot asian chicks :/

[gmansixfo]

vagina

[cowsruledaworld]

i came here for one reason hot asian GUYS :/

corrected the minor error you made... lol

[L_o_N_e_R]

teh funnies

<esokitty> ****ING A
<kitten> **** a B it has more holes

lmao ^^

lets ssee

zadijan: CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001, Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name. So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you.
zadijan: ... OH MY GOD
zadijan: THAT WAS THE BEST EMAIL I EVER RECEIVED
zadijan: EVER

heheh

Spoiler for reverse jesus:

<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner.
<Dharkbayne> He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices.

[whitehawk]

My PC is pathetic.

I tried to resize a picture in paint and it said there wasn't enough memory available to perform the task.

[KINGOFNOOBS]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

teh rape

[cowsruledaworld]

vagina

you know.. it wont come if you call it online.. lol

[koolio]

like a birthday cake?

[Synyster gates]

Koolio, I'm on my brother computer so there's more where that came from, sadly some can't be posted if i want to remain a participant in this thread.

[KINGOFNOOBS]

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

Help a brotha' out.

[L_o_N_e_R]

teh rape

ima plan on doing that to someone

lol wanna take a pic of there shocked faces ^^

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH **** ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY ****
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

:ROFL: