MD Party Room - Chat

[gmansixfo]

[FullMetalCat]

my dog is drinking from my toilet right now.

[%chrono trigger%]

Man i love that the party room is back just had to say it all be it very late but i havent been able to get on here lately like i used to

[FullMetalCat]

lou

[madsoul]

lou

[Mister Chief]

my dog is drinking from my toilet right now.

So am I.

[androidkaita]

school tomorrow

[gmansixfo]

Work tomorrow

[Zx30]

School tomorrow...Me=bed..


Well first a game of worms..Then bed..

[Mister Chief]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/scees-...loy-297959.php

[TheSpiral]

I don't get it x_X

[football]

I don't get it x_X

You dont find it the least bit funny or odd that a halo 3 promo was playing on a PS3?

[Savagefreak]

http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/scees-...loy-297959.php

They have balls...
"The Xbox probably RROD'd and they needed to advertise Halo 3"
:ROFL:

[El Diablo]

<<<< bad ass alert- at school atm, ZOMG!

[SkyLine_]

afternoon people..

[madsoul]

im selling my modchipped psp for the psp slim...

[SkyLine_]

O:

[Savagefreak]

im selling my modchipped psp for the psp slim...

ZOMPFG!
n00b!!1

[Vee]

I'm selling myself for the slim psp. Any bids?

[madsoul]

ZOMPFG!
n00b!!1

lolz, or im tired of my old psp. and i dont feel the need for a modchip anymore.

[SkyLine_]

20p

[gmansixfo]

wut

[madsoul]

ATACCKJJJJJ!!

[SkyLine_]

wow its like looking at a mirror

[Eranmane]

I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever.

• Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
• Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
• Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
• Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
• Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
• Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
• Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."

Pause.

• Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
• Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
• Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
• Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
• Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
• Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
• Customer: "Oh."
• Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
• Customer: "Why?"
• Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
• Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
• Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
• Customer: "Ok."

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.

• Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
• Customer: "Yes."
• Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."

Pause.

• Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."

I lol'd.

[gmansixfo]

haha

[SkyLine_]

lmao..

[Eranmane]

Newspapers, commentary and Engrish:

"'There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person,' says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex." -- From an IGN game review.

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese." -- From a televised news report in UK, on a Lebanese conflict.

"Due to a typing error, Gov Dukakis was incorrectly identified in the third paragraph as Mike Tyson." -- Correction in a Massachusetts newspaper.

"And the name of that country really tells you exactly where these guys are from." -- A TV commentator for the 2000 Olympics opening ceremonies.

"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal." -- Grandstand, BBC1

"Cancer, June 22-July 23. Your home life could be chaotic. Some moments of solitude and medication can help you get through the day."

"England? Can you get there by train?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"England? That's in London, isn't it?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"England? That's near Paris, the city of love!" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"Can you tell me where the Sky Tower is?" -- Asked at the Auckland, New Zealand, Visitor Information Centre; the Sky Tower in Auckland is the tallest building in the southern hemisphere and difficult to miss.

"Sorry, we don't sell tickets outside of the U.S. . . . I don't care how new Mexico is, we don't sell tickets outside the U.S." -- A ticket salesperson for the 1996 Olympics, on the phone with someone from New Mexico.

"Shower of Happiness. Total Safety Guaranteed." -- A label on an electric shower (to heat cold water) in Thailand.

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." -- A sign in a Moscow hotel across the street from a Russian Orthodox monastery.

"Stop. Drive sideways." -- A detour sign in Japan.

"Coffee and Snakes" -- A sign in a coffee shop in Ingolstadt, Germany.

"WARNING: Tips for waitress not privilege off customer, and not optonal to do! Is custimarry and IS THE LAW for leave tips, otherwise is possibul to face prostection by law! Please be responsivele, leave tip and no go jail! Have a nice day!" -- A sign on tables in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.

"You will know radio on by enchanting green light." -- From the instructions for a Hitachi radio.

"Hey, you there! Open those windows. Let the air force come in!" -- Spoken by a teacher for whom English was a second language.

# "Children soup." -- From a menu in India.

# "Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady." -- From a menu in India.

# "Grilled lamp ribs." -- From a menu in Barcelona.

# "Vegitational beef soap." -- From a menu in Brazil.

# "'Boys style' little chickens." -- From a menu in Barcelona.

# "Pork with fresh garbage." -- From a menu in Vietnam.

# "Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger." -- From a menu in Poland.

# "French fried ships." -- From a menu in Cairo.

# "Fried friendship." -- From a menu in Nepal.

# "Fried fishermen." -- From a menu in Japan.

# "Friend eggs." -- From a menu in Laos.

"Strawberry crap." -- From a menu in Japan.

[Chathurga]

I lol'd.

That made my day.

[Eranmane]

Blah, I'll try to find more of the best of the computer ones..

• Customer: "I just went out and bought the newest unit they have out and having trouble hooking up to the Internet!"
• Tech Support: "What type of machine are you running?"
• Customer: "A Nintendo 64!"

Customer: "Am I supposed to hear those people on the IRC?"

some random one-liners

• Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"

• Customer: "Is the Internet down?"

• Customer: "I broke the Internet! Can you fix it for me?"

• Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

• Customer: "I would like an Internet please."

• Customer: "When I sign up, do I need to be home so you can come out and install the Internet to my house?"

• Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."

• Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"

• Customer: "Excuse me, could you sell me an Internet?"

• Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"

• Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"

• Customer: "We're getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?"

I collect old computers as a hobby, mostly 20 year old microcomputers -- Apple II, Commodore, etc. Once, in an attempt to find one, I called a computer surplus store.

• Me: "Hi. Do you have any old computers, maybe 10-20 years old?"
• Salesperson: "Sir, there were no computers 20 years ago."
• Me: "Umm, ok. Bye."

Then I cracked up.

• New Sales Guy: "So, what's the difference between JPEG and PHP?"
• Me: "Are you serious?"
• New Sales Guy: "Yeah! I mean, if I'm going to sell this stuff I need to understand it, right?"
• Me: "Ok. Could you make some time for me to give you some basic lessons?"
• New Sales Guy: "No. I'm pretty busy. Could you just email it to me?"

I sent him a link to Google and wished him luck.
He quit a week later.

A friend and I visited a computer store in a mall. They had aisles of software and cabinets of hardware in the back. I was curious to know how much they charged for RAM, so we headed for the rear of the store.

• Salesman: "May I help you, ladies?"
• Me: "Sure. We'd like to see how much your RAM is."
• Salesman: (looking around uncertainly) "Let's look over here. Is this for a Mac or PC?"
• Me: "PC. I have an HP."

Suddenly the salesman turns down a software aisle.

• Salesman: "That sounds like a war game. It should be along in here if we have it."
• Me: "Uhhhhhhhh...we're looking for RAM. You know, computer memory. Not software."
• Salesman: "Oh! Memory! That would be over in the children's section."

• Customer: "Does it have a 2D or a 3D graphics card?"
• Salesman: "I don't know. I'll go check."

After a while...

• Salesman: "No, it can't run on a TV."

In late 1995, I called a large computer software/hardware chain notorious for their lack of service and asked them if they had any copies of Windows 95 in stock.

• Salesman: "No, that hasn't been invented yet."
• Me: "What? I have a copy of Windows 95 in my hand."
• Salesman: "No, that hasn't been invented yet."
• Me: (very slowly) "I H-A-V-E A C-O-P-Y I-N M-Y H-A-N-D R-I-G-H-T N-O-W."
• Salesman: "That can't be. It hasn't been invented yet."

I hung up and called a smaller dealer. They were more than happy to put a copy aside for me.

• Him: "I can download games like Quake and play them during lunch, you know."
• Me: "We're only allowed 10 megs in our accounts, and the system administrators would notice you downloading a large file."
• Him: "Nah, I could hack it so he couldn't."
• Me: "Ah, so you are into hacking. By the way do you know any programming languages?"
• Him: "Yeah, of course."
• Me: "Which ones?"
• Him: "I can't tell you or else you'll use them."
• Me: "Just by mentioning C++ or Pascal or whatever will not instantly make me a genius with those languages."
• Him: "Oh sorry, I didn't understand you. Yeah, I know C++ and Pascal."
• Me: "What compiler do you use?"
• Him: "Well, Qbasic is my favorite."
• Me: "Nobody over the age of eight uses QBasic for serious purposes."
• Him: "But they made windows with QBasic."

One day I was in a public park, reading "C++ For Dummies" when someone came up and asked me what I was reading. I told him I was reading a book about C++. He responded, "Oh, HTML kicks C++'s ass."

• Customer: "I need a new modem."
• Tech Support: "What's wrong with your current modem?"
• Customer: "The Internet light is not on."
• Tech Support: "Did you reset your modem recently?"
• Customer: "Yes I did, but what does it have to do with it?"
• Tech Support: "Well, resetting the modem wipes out your configuration profile, so we just need to reconfigure it."
• Customer: "Did you not hear me? The modem is broken, and I demand a replacement now!"
• Tech Support: "The modem is not broken. If you are willing to, we can configure it in about 2 minutes."
• Customer: "I want a new modem!"
• Tech Support: "We can't replace modems over a simple reconfiguration issue. All we have to do--"

CRASH.

• Customer: "Now it's broke! Replace the thing already!"
• Tech Support: "Ok sir, we cannot replace a modem that you destroyed, and your modem is past warranty, so you'll have to buy a new one anyway."
• Customer: "!*#$(*@#%[email protected]&#$&*([email protected]#*[email protected] *^[email protected]#[email protected]" (Click.)