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College is amazing.

Making websites all day then drinking free coffee > School

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I ****ing **** **** **** ****ting ****ing hell ****ing ************ing HATE school now.
Thanks :)

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I ****ing **** **** **** ****ting ****ing hell ****ing ************ing HATE school now.
Thanks :)

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If it makes you feel any better, I get tomorrow off, then I have web development on Monday :D

fargo <3 <3 <3 <3

damm you Seri...

Hehe our vending machine is SOOO ****ED, you press a right number of buttons and you get like 3 cans for the price of one...=)

Going to 3Rooms!! wwoooo!

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damm you Seri...

Hehe our vending machine is SOOO ****ED, you press a right number of buttons and you get like 3 cans for the price of one...=)

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Nice, but I can top that, we have a cafe in our college, and it's called the:

Potato Shack!

Hey Serideth what's the name of the course you're doing?

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Nice, but I can top that, we have a cafe in our college, and it's called the:

Potato Shack!

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Damm you potatoes..

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Nice, but I can top that, we have a cafe in our college, and it's called the:

Potato Shack!

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What college?

I'll assume it's TCD.
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STOP.
Computer Stupidities time.

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• Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
• Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
• Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
• Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
• Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
• Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
• Customer: "What?"
• Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
• Customer "No..."

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Email from a customer:

I've bought a stolen CDD3610 which didn't come with any software or cables. Could you please send that to me? I presume I do have the full 12 months warranty?

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There was a really angry user who called me, saying my company was @#$!# and its products were [email protected]#[email protected], and I was @#$*! too. He said he bought our graphics card, and it didn't work, and what the @&$!# was I going to do about it before he sued my lying butt.
After this I learned from him that he didn't actually have our product.

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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

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A call to the technical support line for a cell phone company:

• Customer: "The numbers on my caller ID are going blurry!"
• Tech Support: "Sir, I think you might just need a new battery."
• Customer: "Well, can you tell me how to change it?"
• Tech Support: "Excuse me?"
• Customer: "How am I supposed to change this battery?"
• Tech Support: "Sir, all you need to do is replace the battery. It's not that hard."
• Customer: "Can you send out a repairman to do it for me?"

What? He had to be kidding.

• Tech Support: "We normally don't send out repairmen to change batteries."
• Customer: "What? I can't change this battery by myself!"

After a few more minutes of angry yelling on his part that we would not be sending a repairman to go change the battery for him, he got on the phone with supervisor and demanded I be fired.
Needless to say, I wasn't.

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• Customer: "I have a message on my screen that says: 'Disk Full'. What can that be?"
• Tech Support: "Maybe your disk is full."
• Customer: "Hmmm. OK."

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I'm a tech support engineer for a software company. I had a guy call up rather annoyed that the disks we'd sent him containing the latest version of our software didn't work.

• Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."
• Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"
• Customer: "Yes."
• Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"
• Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"
• Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"
• Customer: "Yes."
• Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"
• Customer: "Yes, it is."
• Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."
• Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"

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Customer: "My system's on fire. What do I do?"

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• Tech Support: "Hello, tech support, may I help you?"
• Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) "Yes. Monitor is working fine but has sparks and smoke flying out back. Is ok?"
• Tech Support: (blink)

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Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply.

Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into
the AUTOEXEC.BAT that will take care of this.

Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with
this problem.

Customer: I know that there is something that I can put in...
some command... maybe it should go into the
CONFIG.SYS.

[After a few minutes of going round and round]

Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there
is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you
can use. I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add
the last line as C:DOSNOSMOKE and reboot your
computer.

[Customer does this]

Customer: It is still smoking.

Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for
a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE.

[The customer then hung up. We thought that we had
heard the last of this guy but NO... he calls back
four hours later]

Service Rep: Hello Sir, how is your computer?

Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply
is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need
to get a new one. I was wondering, where can I get it
done and how much it will cost..

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What college?

I'll assume it's TCD.

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No, he told me he's in SCD, in Dun Laoghaire (Dublin)I think.

Course sounds good.

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No, he told me he's in SCD, in Dun Laoghaire (Dublin)I think.

Course sounds good.

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Yup, I'm doing computer multimedia and software development.

SCD is pretty small, but it's a damn cool place, the computers are amazing there :D

After I finish this, I'm going to IADT to do a full on software course and then I'll have two degrees. :)

Finding a receiver that upscales video and pumps out a ton of power is a pain in the ass.

*Pelvic thrusts towards Serideth*

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Finding a receiver that upscales video and pumps out a ton of power is a pain in the ass.

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Go to the Forza 2 thread for a quick lol

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Go to the Forza 2 thread for a quick lol

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:ROFL:

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Yup, I'm doing computer multimedia and software development.

SCD is pretty small, but it's a damn cool place, the computers are amazing there :D

After I finish this, I'm going to IADT to do a full on software course and then I'll have two degrees. :)

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Pfft...
I got that sitting at my desk pr0gr4mM1n' while eating pizza :dry:
lul


WAAAH!
Random people are PM'ing me!!1

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Hi mate

Do you think they will be able to install 3.70 m33 when they make it on the slim psp?

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Oh yeah did I told you that a goth girl is in love with me?
... I know ...
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Don't ask.

BUM Xxx

I just figured out...

... Wristy McSlit is dead... *sob*

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Yup, I'm doing computer multimedia and software development.

SCD is pretty small, but it's a damn cool place, the computers are amazing there

After I finish this, I'm going to IADT to do a full on software course and then I'll have two degrees.
Pfft...
I got that sitting at my desk pr0gr4mM1n' while eating pizza
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Hi mate

Do you think they will be able to install 3.70 m33 when they make it on the slim psp?


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Done

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