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[Sir_Axxewraith]

orly

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orly

Improbable.

[twelve]

orly

Of course. The internet told me so.

[El Xando]

If the internet told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

[twelve]

Yes, twice

[Brad]

You guys and your cool avatars

[Kold Kalamity]

Couple to sue subway over leaked kiss video

Busted.

[madsoul]

bläå

[El Xando]

Yes, twice

The internet only wants you to jump off once.

[Granite]

The internet only wants you to jump off once.

El Xando ....
Why does u speak to the internet?
Are you lonely?

[madsoul]

[El Xando]

Where'd you find my toilet paper?

[Joey]

You use diapers as toilet paper?

[El Xando]

erm...
[action=El Xando]changes subject.[/action]
2 post to 3000! W00T. And I don't care who of you already have over that, I'm betting anyone with more joined earlier than me.

[Synyster gates]

tu madre joined earlier then you

[Sir_Axxewraith]

I clearly have more posts than you.

n00b

[AndyMosh]

The more posts you have than me, for every one your pen0r gets shorter by 1 inch.

[PSPduh]

hacking cs:s FTL

[AndyMosh]

Yea, Moose gave me a gift card for 3 days, all used up now, but I know someone who sells CS:S only accounts for $5 :)

[El Xando]

The more posts you have than me, for every one your pen0r gets shorter by 1 inch.

Wait, mine can get SHORTER?
Hmmmm...
*posts a lot more*

[explosions]

orly?

[El Xando]

yarly!
3000 posts.
Suck on that bi-otches (that have less posts)

[Bubbletune]

Lolk nice Xando. Try this in adressbar on QJ

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Then scroll up :)

[El Xando]

Tell me what it does or I won't do it!

[Bubbletune]

Tell me what it does or I won't do it!

It gives some cool random effect with images..

R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsBy TagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i *x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i* y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}se tInterval('A()',5); void(0);

It only touches 'img' tag and some mathematical stuff, see? Now try it from the code tags lol.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

[El Xando]

Wicked COOL!
Copypasta:
Here this one works for text
Quote:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("font"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()', 75); void(0);

And this for text and images: (be careful with this one)
Quote:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("*"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()', 75); void(0);

Replace Math.cos with Math.tan for another effect.

And I'm probably going to regret posting this one because I'm sure some script kiddie is going to take this and run (but it does teach us to beware of screen shots of webpages).
Quote:
javascript:document.body. contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0
Now anything you want to edit on the page is editable.

[Moose]

Makes all images on the page twirl around the page continuously.

[Bubbletune]

You need wrap it in code tags or it'll be full of spaces and not work. Where'd you get those btw? :)