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moo

who

kung fu?

monkey poo

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Zitat von Phil

Why is the Dreamcast logo still red in a black and white picture?

Whoever made it bothered to make it grainy but not to desaturate it. Fail

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k

<_>

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Zitat von -TheSilenceOfNoOne-

Spoiler for joke:

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

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i find that funny, and yes it's the first i've read it, and yes i live under a rock

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Zitat von -TheSilenceOfNoOne-

ORLY.

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Owned

hay thar, ladeez

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Zitat von -TheSilenceOfNoOne-

ORLY.

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Yarly.

Just because "your" source only posted it on that date doesn't mean that's when it first originated. I read it sometime last year.

edit: May 1997 is when it originated.
http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html

I got an A* today in GCSE Chemistry, be happy people

over all grade is an A

:)

*claps*

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Zitat von Nero

I got an A* today in GCSE Chemistry, be happy people

over all grade is an A

:)

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*gives candy prize*

I can has candy prize, too?

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Zitat von xploren

I can has candy prize, too?

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U gets nuffin and likes it!

Gud enuff. *munch munch*

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Zitat von Turbocat777

i find that funny, and yes it's the first i've read it, and yes i live under a rock

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gtfo

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Zitat von gmansixfo

gtfo

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gtfi

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gtfo

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k *walks out*
*comes back in* i can has in now?

O.M.G.

Wow.

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Zitat von Scorned

O.M.G.

Wow.

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yeh inorite?

Exactly what i was thinking.

But what about the second one?

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Zitat von Scorned

Exactly what i was thinking.

But what about the second one?

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yeah about that, i got so excited i peed a little

helloi izmastarcheif lolololololololololololol ololololololololololololo lolol

leaf

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Zitat von )Corset_Captive(

yeah about that, i got so excited i peed a little

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I was shocked, i totally did NOT expect that.

Ill have to expect it next time around.

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I was shocked, i totally did NOT expect that.

Ill have to expect it next time around.

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yeah next time i will remember to put a towel down

Make sure to bring a drink, youll get thirsty again.

olawd