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    OMG!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!



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    Zitat Zitat von gmansixfo
    OMG!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!
    20 MHZ

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    Zitat Zitat von xodiac21
    these last few pages have been the funniest....ever
    post the best stuff

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    i have magazines for my commodore 64 that advertise the original nintendo for around $100
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/576...led1lw5if9.png
    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music


    Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.

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    This is exagerated

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    Sorry Gman, i was going to let you take all the glory of finding the site but i have to post one more picture..I laughed like hell

    *Under Construction*

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    ok. im right around the corner from my house. so i'll talk later....maybee even tonight.

    P.s, the paaper bag/lights out joke willl NEVER be beaten!
    - - - - Somewhere Lurking in THA SHADOWS - - - -

    Check Out My Myspace HERE
    Comment My Qj Wiki

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    who got a pm form lifesabeach?

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    Zitat Zitat von Turbocat777
    i have magazines for my commodore 64 that advertise the original nintendo for around $100
    why do you have a commodore 64.

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    Zitat Zitat von gmansixfo
    OMG!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!
    No mouse or Monitor??? Well then, forget it!
    [CENTER][B][SIZE=1]Girl, just call me the gamec[COLOR=Black]o[/COLOR]ck, because when you beat it on hard, you get the special ending.

    They call her a ho, and you hope to god it was true...
    'Cause see, a ho f*cks everybody... And a b[COLOR=Black]i[/COLOR]tch f*cks everybody but you.
    [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]

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    Zitat Zitat von Zx30
    Sorry Gman, i was going to let you take all the glory of finding the site but i have to post one more picture..I laughed like hell

    lol that site is funny as hell

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    GET READY FOR THIS ONE!!!
    OMG!!

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    Zitat Zitat von Zoidberg
    who got a pm form lifesabeach?
    I also got one......No one asked for your site bud..here is the Post..
    onyX

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Hi, I'm Lifesabeach from SonyX and I'm asking you to come and help us with our new site, cardboard consoles, we are a forum that covers all consoles,with a PSP section and has a strong society, we strive to make cardboard consoles the best place to post everyday , and all your posts will not go unaswered

    One of the best things about SonyX is that are staff are made of people like you that love video games and love to post, regular members that are loyal and on the site alot can become members of staff, somthing you font see in any other forums,

    we are growing fast so take this oportunity now to join our forum and automaticly become an elite member

    hope to see you there, if not screw you

    lifesabeach, Admin of SonyX

    heres the site

    SonyX
    Check out the bolded part...Way to build a community!
    *Under Construction*

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    1. Wax the ceiling.
    2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
    3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all
    four feet.
    4. Repeat above until failure.
    5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
    6. Sharpen your teeth.
    7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
    8. Braid your dogs hair.
    9. Clean and polish your belly button.
    10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
    11. Wash a tree.
    12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
    13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
    14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
    15. Flirt with an evergreen.
    16. Scare Steven King.
    17. Give your cat a mohawk.
    18. Purr.
    19. Mow your carpet.
    20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
    21. Whine
    22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
    23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
    24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
    25. Listen to a painting.
    26. Play with matches.
    27. Buff your cat.
    28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
    29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
    30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
    31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
    32. Learn Greek.
    33. Change your mind.
    34. Change it back.
    35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
    36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
    37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
    38. Paint your windows.
    39. Flash your goldfish.
    40. Paint.
    41. Smile.
    42. Paint a smile.
    43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
    44. Apologize to it.
    45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
    46. Rotate your garden...daily.
    47. Plant a shoe.
    48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you
    and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
    49. Sweat.
    50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
    51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
    52. Mix and match the parts.
    53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
    54. Take your sofa for a walk.
    55. Write a letter to Plato.
    56. Mail it.
    57. Start.
    58. Stop.
    59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
    60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
    61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
    62. Carry a tune.
    63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
    64. Starch your shoes.
    65. Contemplate a ****roach.
    66. Get a dog to chase your car.
    67. Let him catch it.
    68. Form a political party.
    69. Throw a political party.
    70. Climb a sidewalk.
    71. Ride a loaf of bread.
    72. Annoy yourself.
    73. Get angry with yourself.
    74. Stop speaking to yourself.
    75. Kiss and make-up.
    76. Stand on your head.
    77. Stand on someone else's head.
    78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
    79. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
    80. Build a pyramid.
    81. Paint your teeth.
    82. Wear a salad.
    83. Speak with a forked tongue.
    84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
    85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
    86. Shave a shrub.
    87. Have a proton fight.
    88. Watch a car rust.
    89. Quiver.
    90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
    91. Learn to type...with your toes.
    92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
    93. Mail it to a friend.
    94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
    95. Be someone special.
    96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
    97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
    98. Factor your social security number.
    99. Take the fifth.
    100. Take the sixth.
    101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
    102. Join the Foreign Legion.
    103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
    104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
    105. Exist...existentially of course.
    106. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
    107. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
    108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
    109. Kick a cabbage.
    110. Take a picture.
    111. Put it back.
    112. Go back to square one.
    113. Sand a mushroom.
    114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
    115. Play solitare...for cash.
    116. Abuse your patio furniture.
    117. Run for Pope.
    118. If you don't win, run for God.
    119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
    120. Write a book about a previous life.
    121. Count to a million...fast.
    122. Have your cat bronzed.
    123. Make a quilt out of used ****tail napkins.
    124. Revert.
    125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
    126. Don't toss and turn.
    127. Think shallow thoughts.
    128. Run around in squares.
    129. Boil ice cream.
    130. Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
    131. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
    132. Converse...with a flatworm.
    133. Speak in acronyms.
    134. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
    135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
    136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
    137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
    138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
    139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
    140. Give your goldfish a perm.
    141. Fly a brick.
    142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
    143. Excorsize a ghost.
    144. Exersize a ghost.
    145. Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people.
    146. Paint stripes on a lake.
    147. Ski Kansas.
    148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
    149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
    150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
    151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
    152. Do a good job.
    153. Crawl.
    154. Be a side affect.
    155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
    156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
    157. Duck.
    158. Redecorate your garage.
    159. Develope a complex.
    160. Join the Army...be someone simple.
    161. Try harder.
    162. Hit the deck.
    163. Cut the deck.
    164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
    165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
    166. Be number six.
    167. Sit.
    168. Stay.
    169. Roll over.
    170. Play dead.
    171. Scheme.
    172. Sprinkle your family room.
    173. Cause a power failure.
    174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
    175. Give a lecture tour on the historical signifigance of cream cheese.
    176. Wrigle.
    177. Be cherubic.
    178. Debate politics with a fern.
    179. If you lose stop watering it.
    180. Donate your brother's body to science.
    181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
    182. Wonder.
    183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
    184. Be a square root.
    185. Park your car...with a friend.
    186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
    187. Ask stupid questions.
    188. Spew.
    189. Surf Ohio.
    190. Go bowling...for small game.
    191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
    192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
    193. Staple.
    194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve
    for x.
    195. Contribute to the population problem.
    196. Interview a cloud.
    197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
    198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
    199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
    200. Crumble.
    201. Crumple.
    202. Translate Shakespear into English.
    203. Skydive...to church.
    204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
    205. Do aerobics...in your head.
    206. Play card with your swimming pool.
    207. Found a ****roach stable and stud farm.
    208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
    209. Pinstripe your driveway.
    210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
    211. Harness chipmunk power
    212. Free the opressed toaster-ovens of America.
    213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
    214. Mug a stop sign.
    215. Change your name...daily.
    216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
    217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
    218. Find a witch.
    219. Burn her.
    220. Regress.
    221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
    222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
    223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
    224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
    225. Jump back.
    226. Play to lose.
    227. Scalp a VW.
    228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
    229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
    230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
    231. Have your car painted plaid.
    232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
    233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
    234. Race turnips.
    235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
    236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
    237. Put out a fire.
    238. If you can't find one make one.
    239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat
    capacity of the first one)
    240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
    241. Tree a goldfish.
    242. Get a college education.
    243. Bury your fathers Nissan.
    244. Tell your him the dog did it.
    245. Catch a falling star.
    246. Throw it back.
    247. Place your cat in hyper-space.
    248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
    249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
    250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
    251. Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball
    team here}'s dugout.
    252. Kickstart your TV.
    253. Kickstop your TV.
    254. Perfect the internal cumbustion telephone.
    255. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
    256. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
    257. Make a list of things to do when bored.
    258. Renumber the bored list...

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    Zitat Zitat von Dee.Eff.Ess
    No mouse or Monitor??? Well then, forget it!
    but it has a lightning fast 20 mhz processor

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    Zitat Zitat von Midnight Malevolence
    why do you have a commodore 64.
    i have 2 commodore 64's and a 128
    those are the oldest systems i have, still working
    oh yeah 3, 5 1/4 drives, the original monitor that came with the c64 and a tape drive and 2 modems
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/576...led1lw5if9.png
    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music


    Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.

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    Zitat Zitat von gmansixfo
    :ROFL:

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    Zitat Zitat von Zoidberg
    1. Wax the ceiling.
    2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
    3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all
    four feet.
    4. Repeat above until failure.
    5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
    6. Sharpen your teeth.
    7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
    8. Braid your dogs hair.
    9. Clean and polish your belly button.
    10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
    11. Wash a tree.
    12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
    13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
    14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
    15. Flirt with an evergreen.
    16. Scare Steven King.
    17. Give your cat a mohawk.
    18. Purr.
    19. Mow your carpet.
    20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
    21. Whine
    22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
    23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
    24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
    25. Listen to a painting.
    26. Play with matches.
    27. Buff your cat.
    28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
    29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
    30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
    31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
    32. Learn Greek.
    33. Change your mind.
    34. Change it back.
    35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
    36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
    37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
    38. Paint your windows.
    39. Flash your goldfish.
    40. Paint.
    41. Smile.
    42. Paint a smile.
    43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
    44. Apologize to it.
    45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
    46. Rotate your garden...daily.
    47. Plant a shoe.
    48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you
    and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
    49. Sweat.
    50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
    51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
    52. Mix and match the parts.
    53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
    54. Take your sofa for a walk.
    55. Write a letter to Plato.
    56. Mail it.
    57. Start.
    58. Stop.
    59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
    60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
    61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
    62. Carry a tune.
    63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
    64. Starch your shoes.
    65. Contemplate a ****roach.
    66. Get a dog to chase your car.
    67. Let him catch it.
    68. Form a political party.
    69. Throw a political party.
    70. Climb a sidewalk.
    71. Ride a loaf of bread.
    72. Annoy yourself.
    73. Get angry with yourself.
    74. Stop speaking to yourself.
    75. Kiss and make-up.
    76. Stand on your head.
    77. Stand on someone else's head.
    78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
    79. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
    80. Build a pyramid.
    81. Paint your teeth.
    82. Wear a salad.
    83. Speak with a forked tongue.
    84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
    85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
    86. Shave a shrub.
    87. Have a proton fight.
    88. Watch a car rust.
    89. Quiver.
    90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
    91. Learn to type...with your toes.
    92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
    93. Mail it to a friend.
    94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
    95. Be someone special.
    96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
    97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
    98. Factor your social security number.
    99. Take the fifth.
    100. Take the sixth.
    101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
    102. Join the Foreign Legion.
    103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
    104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
    105. Exist...existentially of course.
    106. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
    107. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
    108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
    109. Kick a cabbage.
    110. Take a picture.
    111. Put it back.
    112. Go back to square one.
    113. Sand a mushroom.
    114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
    115. Play solitare...for cash.
    116. Abuse your patio furniture.
    117. Run for Pope.
    118. If you don't win, run for God.
    119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
    120. Write a book about a previous life.
    121. Count to a million...fast.
    122. Have your cat bronzed.
    123. Make a quilt out of used ****tail napkins.
    124. Revert.
    125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
    126. Don't toss and turn.
    127. Think shallow thoughts.
    128. Run around in squares.
    129. Boil ice cream.
    130. Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
    131. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
    132. Converse...with a flatworm.
    133. Speak in acronyms.
    134. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
    135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
    136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
    137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
    138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
    139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
    140. Give your goldfish a perm.
    141. Fly a brick.
    142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
    143. Excorsize a ghost.
    144. Exersize a ghost.
    145. Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people.
    146. Paint stripes on a lake.
    147. Ski Kansas.
    148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
    149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
    150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
    151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
    152. Do a good job.
    153. Crawl.
    154. Be a side affect.
    155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
    156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
    157. Duck.
    158. Redecorate your garage.
    159. Develope a complex.
    160. Join the Army...be someone simple.
    161. Try harder.
    162. Hit the deck.
    163. Cut the deck.
    164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
    165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
    166. Be number six.
    167. Sit.
    168. Stay.
    169. Roll over.
    170. Play dead.
    171. Scheme.
    172. Sprinkle your family room.
    173. Cause a power failure.
    174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
    175. Give a lecture tour on the historical signifigance of cream cheese.
    176. Wrigle.
    177. Be cherubic.
    178. Debate politics with a fern.
    179. If you lose stop watering it.
    180. Donate your brother's body to science.
    181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
    182. Wonder.
    183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
    184. Be a square root.
    185. Park your car...with a friend.
    186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
    187. Ask stupid questions.
    188. Spew.
    189. Surf Ohio.
    190. Go bowling...for small game.
    191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
    192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
    193. Staple.
    194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve
    for x.
    195. Contribute to the population problem.
    196. Interview a cloud.
    197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
    198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
    199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
    200. Crumble.
    201. Crumple.
    202. Translate Shakespear into English.
    203. Skydive...to church.
    204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
    205. Do aerobics...in your head.
    206. Play card with your swimming pool.
    207. Found a ****roach stable and stud farm.
    208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
    209. Pinstripe your driveway.
    210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
    211. Harness chipmunk power
    212. Free the opressed toaster-ovens of America.
    213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
    214. Mug a stop sign.
    215. Change your name...daily.
    216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
    217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
    218. Find a witch.
    219. Burn her.
    220. Regress.
    221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
    222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
    223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
    224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
    225. Jump back.
    226. Play to lose.
    227. Scalp a VW.
    228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
    229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
    230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
    231. Have your car painted plaid.
    232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
    233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
    234. Race turnips.
    235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
    236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
    237. Put out a fire.
    238. If you can't find one make one.
    239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat
    capacity of the first one)
    240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
    241. Tree a goldfish.
    242. Get a college education.
    243. Bury your fathers Nissan.
    244. Tell your him the dog did it.
    245. Catch a falling star.
    246. Throw it back.
    247. Place your cat in hyper-space.
    248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
    249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
    250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
    251. Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball
    team here}'s dugout.
    252. Kickstart your TV.
    253. Kickstop your TV.
    254. Perfect the internal cumbustion telephone.
    255. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
    256. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
    257. Make a list of things to do when bored.
    258. Renumber the bored list...
    huh?.....i only read the first three

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    Zitat Zitat von Turbocat777
    i have 2 commodore 64's and a 128
    those are the oldest systems i have, still working
    oh yeah 3, 5 1/4 drives, the original monitor that came with the c64 and a tape drive and 2 modems
    i heard you can play doom 3 on that why don't you go try it.

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    I need to fix that

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    Zitat Zitat von gmansixfo
    huh?.....i only read the first three
    read it it takes a bit but its realy funny

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    where did everybody go? Ok fine just leave me in here all alone.................... ....

    edit: nvm zoidberg came back

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    tough decision

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    Zitat Zitat von Midnight Malevolence
    i heard you can play doom 3 on that why don't you go try it.
    your real funny

    i like it and it's fun
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/576...led1lw5if9.png
    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music


    Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.

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    microsoft's sick day

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    Zitat Zitat von Turbocat777
    your real funny

    i like it and it's fun
    i would like 2 vers u at pong on it

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    Zitat Zitat von Zoidberg
    read it it takes a bit but its realy funny
    i did and they're all really funny but i'm overloaded now
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/576...led1lw5if9.png
    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music


    Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.

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    Zitat Zitat von Turbocat777
    your real funny

    i like it and it's fun
    :ROFL:

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    all, who is on your top 5 md party list?

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    i'm not sure that i have pong or not

    i have boomerang
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/576...led1lw5if9.png
    Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music


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