1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) reply if you fell for it. you know you did.i did