I feel like giving away some points, so... seeing as how I'm not allowed to do a "last person to reply" type contest ;), I'll go along and do what SkyDevil did a while back.
First person to reply saying: "Give me points!" gets:
First Person - 1,000 points
Second Person - 500 points
Third Person - 250 points
Fourth Person - 100 points
Fifth Person - 50 points
Also, as these are my points and I do not have to do this contest, I am reserving the right to withhold or deny the prize to any member I feel suitable. If this is the case, the person who is disqualified will be skipped over and the numbering will continue after their post.