hey spudweb, thanks for putting my site in your sig! :D Also, I like the way you blog...I know my way around the QJ.net forum system to make sure I win this! ;) I'll hack you all down aroundp post 995!
hey spudweb, thanks for putting my site in your sig! :D Also, I like the way you blog...I know my way around the QJ.net forum system to make sure I win this! ;) I'll hack you all down aroundp post 995!
I just got an idea, that at the end of this thread, they'll reveal that it was an april fools joke about fanjita.
i want a free member ship!!!
Yup. Exactly right.Zitat:
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lol, is anyone still posting?
huh
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I thought I was right.
whats the huh for?
Yup...you guys are sooooo funny. NOT.Zitat:
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i want a ****load of pointsZitat:
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haha. im goin lurker!
we need loads of people to post to make this thread a bit more interesting :p
how many sigs you got now?! damn :icon_winkZitat:
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true, but then around post 970 I'm going to freeze everyones comps to get rid of 90% of the compition :razz: I wouldn't advise trying to beat me...I'll take everyone down to get it!Zitat:
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:humped:i plan on pissing that person off 2dayZitat:
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i agreeZitat:
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how many sigs has who got?
devs should not be allowed to win. PERIOD!
This is SO MINE!
.........i guess i should leave then..........
exactly.Zitat:
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OMFG!Zitat:
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You guys have the meanest April Fools jokes.
hahha. ME!!!!
i would count but by the time i'm done this contest would be over
Their is purple haze in my brain no joke :(
hey people put bunny (my sig rabbit) in your signature so he can take over the world
yeah my doctor told me that i have AIDS and then said april fools :icon_winkZitat:
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@mark.sparky: dude thats so stupid
I'm going to Walmart and poking holes in the condoms. :):):) <333 EEE>
hey my doctor said something like that to me as well except he said "hey you got brain cancer APRIL FOOLS" i almost killed him for it
....I've had him in there of my own will w/o someone asking me for a long time now...Zitat:
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- yadidadiginmajig
- yadidimsayin
- yi yi yi yi
- hey hey hey hey
- shabobalipop
- go stupid, dumb, retarted
- hyphy
im cool
A fake jamican took evry last dime with that scam
Wedding Joke
"Three rings of marriage: engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
what does w/o mean
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Grieving Husband
This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."
Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news." Again the guy interrupts.
Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?" Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegatative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."
The guy slumps, just crushed.
Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll likely live for at least another 30 years."
The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.
Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, so you'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid."
By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.
The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, look at me."
The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just ****ing with you, she's dead."
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DIE EVIL BUNNY DIE!!!
Mickey and Minnie
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse are in a heated courtroom lawsuit. The judge takes his seat and calls Mickey up and says, "From what I hear, people say your suing Minnie because she is sillY????"
"No" replies Mickey, "I'm suing her because she is f*cking goofy"
Thinking of your mom