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This is a discussion on This one girl..... within the General Off Topic+ forums, part of the QJ.net Forum Miscellaneous category; exactly...
This sh*t is retarded.
or if she says no, and he feels heartbroken. he could just kick her through a plexiglass window.
Do what u gotta do
ha ha thats greatOriginally Posted by Midnight Malevolence
PSN Name: Eldiabl1oOriginally Posted by gmansixfo
good job dude
aahhh, brinsg back memories of when i was 14, had this crush on this girl for ages , a year in fact before we went out. but in my case, minus the competition u seem to be facing.
fact is, at your age it's easy to fall in and out of love. Sometimes you might even surprise youself even if that person felt very special at the time.
I would not advise you to enter in a relationship with someone when your instantly going to be out of sight and out of reach. If your going to spain then you might as well enjoy your time overseas instead of worrying about luara and how your 'friends' mike etc are slobbering all over her.
HOW TO TREAT WOMEN
1. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @..%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16.when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @..%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.
26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.
If u do that, u'll get:
A. A slap + One of the below
B. Break up
C. Her brothers beat u up
D. She gets angry, breaks up and Scratches your car on purpose
E. She'll make you sleep on the Sofa
F. She'll Chuck the nearest object at you
G. She'll Cry
H. She'll Tell you that "You dont love her anymore"
I. She will Hate you, and leave Words written in lipstick all over your
car/house front door.
J. ALL OF THE ABOVE^^^^
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:Originally Posted by Darth Budd
Too bad I cant sig that...
dont ask for female advice from people on a public forum like this one,or you'll get that extremly funny **** right there ^^
It just isn't worth it man.
If you're calling them "girls" instead of "women" then you STILL don't have a clue about the female of the species.
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Well, you got it better than me. I like an exchange student, so I won't see her for a long long long long long long time :Cry: .
Just ask her out, if she says no, then whatever.
o sry i havent replied guys, i dint ask her out cuz my friend asked her to the dance.. so w/e
but i like this other girl now and she likes me, but im not startin anything now cuz im goin to spain soon, but she told me she REALLY likes me so yea...
dont listen to these guys dude,
As long as you are confident that you are mature enough for a relationship, then you are mature enough for a relationship.
Its nobody else's decision, its yours.
I can say with total confidence that I had a meaningful relationship from 6th all the way till the end of 7th grade.
I was really in love, and nobody can say that you are to young to know what love is.
Even now, I have a girlfriend who Ive been dating for 2 months and I really think I love her, and I love spending time with her.
I say you should go for it.
One good bit of advice: never have ANY regrets.
If she says no, pull her skirt down in front of all the boys. That'll learn her.
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:ROFL: :ROFL:Originally Posted by captainX
That'll LEARN her!
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
Learn that Hoe some knoledge, just dont get arrested for sexual harassment in the process.
Agreed, never fails.Originally Posted by captainX