Look What I found!! (I had to copy and paste this cause I couldnt access the file directly on the link.)
March 2nd, 2006
Attn: Most Selfish Chick Ever
121 East B**ch Street, Apt 2C
New York, NY 10028
Re: Payment for Temporary Boyfriend Services Rendered
Dear Female Psychopath,
It has come to my attention that after seven weeks of dating me, you have made a swift return to your old boyfriend, whom you had previously dated for three years.
Under relationship statute #3468, your “bounce-back” action grafts on to me the classification of Temporary Boyfriend -- in which case I reserve the right to bill you for services rendered during our seven week relationship. I am exercising that right with this invoice.
As you may infer from the above, had you left me for a subsequent male -- whom you previously did not have a romantic relationship with -- then this invoice would not have validity. However that is clearly not the case, as you have indeed returned to your ex-a-hole.