I want a 300x150 sig that has:
A dog riding a unicycle up a trash heap while reciting the alphabet in reverse order as it appears in this page all the while being attacked by dolphins.
The color range must be #000064 to #0000C8 rgb wise.
It also needs to be of a good quality (I will decide what's good) ;)
The sig must not have the list in just words, I expect illustrations.
Terms: All these demands can be chaged at any time without warning.