i got a good rofl outta this
i got a good rofl outta this
Lol, that was funny. :p
I'm officially a nerd..
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead."
So damn true...
i dont understand any of the jokes.... :)
funness... but i dont think the unix one is funny...
yup right over my head on this one.
haha...so true :p
After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.* , and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you’ve forgotten what the hell you’re doing.
You shoot yourself in the foot. Then you shoot yourself in the foot again, because it finished so fast the first time that you thought it had failed. Flushed with success and with two holes in your foot, you turn your program into a loadable module, and it never works again.
oh god how true
It's a development "in-joke", exposing the "bugs" and silliness of some of the more known development languages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Björk
I've seen something like this before, only it was based upon the military:
Air Force: while sitting in your recliner you attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, miss, and a house down the street explodes.
Army: while attempting to shoot yourself in the foot you get your foot caught in the breach and the tank fires your whole leg downrange
Navy: while attempting to shoot yourself in the foot you drown
Marines: you shoot yourself in the foot and then commence to shoot every foot within a 5 mile radius
hah! thAt one i did understand ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by BAWLS
heres my own
You cannot shoot yourself in the foot so after hours of googling you give up and try java
Originally Posted by iball®
"You go to shoot your foot, only to find your foots already shot"
"You don't need to pull the trigger, the gun will pull it for you"
I prefer the military ways of killing a snake:
Comparison of military operational tactics (Snake model)
Snake smells them, leaves area.
Lands on and kills the snake.
Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
Has GPS coordinates to snake.
Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure.
Plays with snake, then eats it.
Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage
with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several
hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is
considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics
and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
Makes contact with snake, ignores all State
Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by
building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it
to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.
Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal
thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using
counter mobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't
understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.
Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire
support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and
retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS
kill Muslim extremist snakes.
Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships,
kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations
Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of
anti-snake Force projection.
Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs.
Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area ofOperations.
Follows snake, gets lost.
I know it's true for armor at least....