I hear the Marines, Army, and even Navy calling the Air Force the "Chair Force" all the time, and I'm wondering what the hell is up with that.
I mean, yeah, Air Force guys get to sit out their tour of duty in a jet, but man, if one of those things gets hit by any damn thing, the pilot is totally boned. If you eject, lucky you, you get to parachute sloooowly down into enemy territory and live off off leaves for a month until you find someone or they find you. Second scenario is most likely, and since pilots are assigned M92F's and dinky knives, odds are they'll get their sh*t ruined by the enemy.
So... If you're gonna diss on Air Force guys, keep in mind that our posteriors could get blown up just as fast (and a lot more violently) as the other branches.