Post the stupidest imitation of a noobie that you possibly can. For example, one might post:
OMG!!!11!1111!111111!!111 ! i can run homebrew on my 1.52!!1111!11!! i pulled out the battery while it was updating, so now it shows a black screen!!!1!!11 maybe we can change teh black screen to an emulatr!!11!!!
I hope to see some funny posts here. :)