[insert any screenname here] is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
You've all seen it. But I'm here to expose this message for what it really is.
Send them a message. Go ahead, do it. Make sure it isn't anything important.
Yes, that's right, they didn't get the message when logging back on, did they?
Confusion. Mass hysteria. Your important message is nothing more than dust in the wind.
AIM LIES. YOU NEED TO KNOW. NOW YOU KNOW.