Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaR
AmandaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Amanda, are there any free Domino's Driver Hunters out there?
You: He lost my pizza.
AmandaR: Don't think so. Maybe that's something you can invent.
You: I'm kinda hungry, it has been like 4 days.
AmandaR: Make some oodles of noodles
You: I'm on a hunger strike till he arrives.
You: I don't have any.
AmandaR: Don't think he's coming
You: My fridge box does not have a pantry, or a microwave.
AmandaR: Want to know the longest hungry strike
AmandaR: I'll look it up
AmandaR: 62 days
You: Damn. Did they die?
AmandaR: Yes, in a british jail
AmandaR: go figure
You: No kidding, it should have been a chinese work camp.
AmandaR: Saddam went on a hunger strike too.. he's dead
You: Well, he died for other reasons.
You: Broken neck and the such.
AmandaR: Yeah just saying
AmandaR: Can I help with anything else?
You: My dog isn't moving.
AmandaR: He's dead too then
You: He is wagging his tail...but not moving.
You: No he is alive.
AmandaR: Has he eaten within the last 60 days?
You: He is breathing...kinda laughing at me I think.
You: He ate 8 flies yesterday.
AmandaR: Probably for going on a hunger strike
AmandaR: Never really understood the whole hunger strike thing
You: I hope the Pizza gets here.
AmandaR: What do you care if I don't eat because I want world peace?
You: I would just laugh at them.
You: And eat a whole bunch right there.
AmandaR: Do you get what I mean, only hurting my self for not eating... dummies
AmandaR: I think you should eat.. your pizza is cold and moldy by now
You: I guess I will go make some oddles of noodles.
AmandaR: I would
AmandaR: All this talk of food is making me hungry
You: They are cooking now.
You: Food is pretty good.
AmandaR: Good... eat up
AmandaR: Anything else I can help you with?
You: Nope, thank you.
AmandaR: Sure, have a great night!
AmandaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.