New Rhyme to remember planets by

[Teowulf]

Well, seeing as Pluto is no longer a planet, I figured I'd make this thread to see who can make the best new rhyme to remember the now 8 planbets in our solar system by.

[LampShade]

Minister Vicki Engaged My Jackass Studiously Under Narcotics

[Hooger]

Learn them its not that hard.
No need for a stupid anogram. (or whatever it is)

[Electro]

pluto is, and always will be a planet to me
and isnt there another planet even farther then pluto anyways?

[Hardrive]

Wait, Pluto isn't a planet?

When did this happen?

[Hooger]

ya there is but its in debate whether it is a planet.
Its smaller then pluto 0_o

[Hardrive]

LOL, weird, stupid scientists can never decide, can they .

[QJ PIRATE]

Learn them its not that hard.
No need for a stupid anogram. (or whatever it is)

its called a acronym

[Teowulf]

Learn them its not that hard.
No need for a stupid anogram. (or whatever it is)

I know them, I mean who doesn't, but still. How are teachers supposed to teach their little 2nd graders with limited memory capacities?

[idk2]

I know them, I mean who doesn't, but still. How are teachers supposed to teach their little 2nd graders with limited memory capacities?

Michael Vick Excused Michael Jordan Sexually Untill Never

[LampShade]

pluto is, and always will be a planet to me
and isnt there another planet even farther then pluto anyways?

Same with me. And their are several planet like "things", their could be hundreds.

[Bad Intentions]

I heard that if they made a planetary definition that recognizes Pluto as a planet, we'd have 12 planets in our solar system, including the largest asteroid in the asteroid belt.

[Hooger]

its called a acronym

same difference

[Chathurga]

Just learn them, lazy bollock's.

[hOmeBoYPiNoY]

I made this ryhme by myself no help. And I did not copy it. Just pretend to dudes are singing it taking turns then it'll seem better.

First there is Mecury which is really hot.
Then there is venus which I almost forgot.
after that there is the really blue earth.
and then theres mars where aliens give birth.
later on comes along the really big Jupiter.
Then theres Saturn which sounds hella stupider.
After that;there is uranus.
what a weird name but
please dont blame us.
After your ass. oops i mean planet
There is neptune. Wheres PLuto God Damnit?

[cowsruledaworld]

I know them, I mean who doesn't, but still. How are teachers supposed to teach their little 2nd graders with limited memory capacities?

my vivacious evil mother just sipped ugly nestea
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I made this ryhme by myself no help. And I did not copy it. Just pretend to dudes are singing it taking turns then it'll seem better.

First there is Mecury which is really hot.
Then there is venus which I almost forgot.
after that there is the really blue earth.
and then theres mars where aliens give birth.
later on comes along the really big Jupiter.
Then theres Saturn which sounds hella stupider.
After that;there is uranus.
what a weird name but
please dont blame us.
After your ass. oops i mean planet
There is neptune. Wheres PLuto God Damnit?

wow.. thats way better than mine..

[hOmeBoYPiNoY]

my vivacious evil mother just sipped ugly nestea
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wow.. thats way better than mine..

thanks. I was really bored during science one day.