1) Hey, guys, I just heard in EGM that StarCraft: Ghost and Duke Nukem Forever are coming bundled in a two-pack this summer.
2) The titles of StarCraft: Ghost and Duke Nukem Forever. Because, y'know, DNK is taking "forever", and SC:G is invisible like a "ghost". Yeah, it wasn't that great of a joke.
3) Halo joke: Why does Master Chief keep a naked purple chick in his helmet? Hmm...
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