Since the release of their PSN heavyweight, Fat Princess, Titan Studios has been hard at work on fixing all the issues that's been keeping her highness from running smoothly. They've read the emails, they've read the complaints, and they're just as frustrated as you are. Through their very own dev blog, the developers let us know what kind of cake they're baking to sate the gaming appetite.
For starters, a patch to fix all known issues is already in testing phase. This is based from the emails and feedback that the team has received, including their own observations. If you find something that isn't among the problems enumerated below, by all means, tell them about it.
- Failed Game Connections
- Hosting Problems
- AoE Scoring Exploits
- Missing Princess (on certain levels)
- Dead Hat Machines
- Scoreboard Issues (only top 1000 scores shown)
- Ranking System Problems
There will also be balance fixes as well as features to be added to make the cake-feeding experience a hell lot fatter. Among those they're working on are:
- Changes to Ranking System
- Changes to Scoring System
- Stalemate Breakers (e.g. Finite Cake, Slim Fast Princess)
- Server Lists
- Clan Management
- Hosted Servers
- Class Balance
- More Classes
- More Class Upgrades
- More Maps
- More Modes
- More Sports
- Even Fatter Princesses
- Unbelievably Fat Gargantuan Princesses
I love the sound of the last two. Poor workers will have a job getting her off the ground. Then again, it'll be a bigger challenge to make sure you get her back before she bloats up that big. Even if she does, well, it'll be funny trying to forklift her out of the base.
Titan Studios is also working on an FAQ as well as a tips and strategies page to help the newcomers with playing the game. As for the aforementioned patch, there's still no date, so let's just hope it comes real soon.
The big, Fat problem: