Got suspended (or banned whatever you call it) for a week for complaining about something. Made a new account which isn't a bannable offense. I had a serious topic I'd like to see the replies to. I was IP banned by a mod on a power trip. I am not an offender, I am truely a victim of the cruel moderating staff on PSPupdates. What did I do to constitute a major punishment?
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed moderating staff, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee — an eight foot tall Wookiee — want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case?
Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm trying to defend myself after getting a major punishment, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that mod and admin only forum deciding my fate and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed moderating staff, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests