PSPhacking101 did a video featuring that as a small segment way back
(installing Win '95).
Those guys cater to noobs, but they did a real good job with those videos
for people just getting into homebrew.
I think the Win '95 tutorial was about a year ago.
I think Win '98 has an OSK in the handicapped options.
That might work for input to notepad or something.
I also wonder if Microsoft Sam can talk.