this is pretty funny (regarding rom hacks)

[Strangler]

"You know, I thought I knew what to expect when I signed up for the business of reviewing rom hacks for I-Mockery. Emotional revulsion, complete and utter disappointment in the human race, occasionally walking up with a taste in my mouth that can't possibly be what I think it is. One thing I didn't expect in my youthful naiveté, was actual physical harm. OK, so rom hacks have inflicted their fair share of mental damage on me. Yes, I sometimes lie awake at night with the thought that actual people created these hacks. Yes, I keep Kevorkian's phone number on speed dial now, just in case. And yes, I am no longer capable of performing sexually unless I imagine a giant, pixelated penis dressed in a Klan robe, shouting obscenities at me while smoking a joint. Stop me if I'm getting too personal. How could I have guessed that somewhere out there, there's a rom trying to kill me and anyone else foolish enough to play his infernal creation?"

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/discomario/

[Strangler]

more:
"OK. After the projectile vomiting started, I considered giving this review up. But I'm better now. That is to say, as soon as this tingling in my left arm starts to subside. Oh. There goes another vein in my eyeball. Well, through all the commotion, I failed to immediately notice something awkward about the characters. Not that they look embarrassingly plain and created with no expectation of end results whatsoever, but that they look absolutely nothing like their select screen alter egos. Now Mario appears to be the block-headed punk instead of Luigi. Luigi, in turn, has had to sacrifice his moustache for an afro hairdo. Toad looks to be a ghost, and Peach dons a trashy dress and a boob-job. The question "why?" seems so pointless to ask at this point, so I'll try to get a little further into the game."

"One of my hands tried to strangle me. I've had to tie it to my leg using my belt. I've heard of instances like this in psychology, where the subconscious mind takes control of an appendage in an attempt to stop the conscious mind from harming the body any further. An insane theory, of course. My hand tried to hurt me because it's a bad, nasty hand. I'll wait till it's not looking at me and then I'll chew it off. What was I doing again? Oh yes, still playing this rom hack. My nose is bleeding. I don't know if this is because of the flashing imagery or not, but I thought you'd like to know. I've become aware of the fact that if I manage to beat this game, I will be king of the world and master of sausages. How futile a thing like a rom hack review can seem when you come to a revelation like that. Hah!"

"I've been spared from total oblivion. While doing a patented "happy dance" after beating world 6, I fell down the stairs and came to my senses. With two shattered ankles I dragged myself back into my room and shut off the NES emulator. The doctor says my brain came very close to exploding due to the constant exposure to flickering images, and he's pretty sure the tumor will fall off on its own sooner or later. Then again, his breath did smell distinctly of scotch. I guess that concludes my review of an utterly unplayable rom hack by a sadistic monster whose name or alias I would like to know, to pay him back for the experience. It was a harsh lesson, one I don't recommend you to learn for yourself. Stay away from Disco Mario. There is evil in there that does not sleep..."

[Scoyle17]

One word: Insane.
Please, unless this is a wind up, GO TO A HOSPITAL!

[Nutterbutter]

Whoa, strong stuff...

[MexicanSnake]

damn that is insane...

[Glynnder]

jeez, actually insane/

[Bryden]

I hate Mario 2 enough as it is without the background screaming at me.

[dude_se]

wtf is the point of this lol. i actually dont get it lol

[Maniakc]

I played for 30 secs, I already have a head ache!

[Strangler]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/littleremo/
http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/sesamestreet/

[Maniakc]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/littleremo/
http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/sesamestreet/

I used to play that Sesame Street game on the nes when I was little... Thats scary..... :humped:

[Slasher]

"You know, I thought I knew what to expect when I signed up for the business of reviewing rom hacks for I-Mockery. Emotional revulsion, complete and utter disappointment in the human race, occasionally walking up with a taste in my mouth that can't possibly be what I think it is. One thing I didn't expect in my youthful naiveté, was actual physical harm. OK, so rom hacks have inflicted their fair share of mental damage on me. Yes, I sometimes lie awake at night with the thought that actual people created these hacks. Yes, I keep Kevorkian's phone number on speed dial now, just in case. And yes, I am no longer capable of performing sexually unless I imagine a giant, pixelated penis dressed in a Klan robe, shouting obscenities at me while smoking a joint. Stop me if I'm getting too personal. How could I have guessed that somewhere out there, there's a rom trying to kill me and anyone else foolish enough to play his infernal creation?"

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/discomario/

Damn, you know what? I didn't even read what you wrote, but man, that was pretty damn funny. haha.

[Maniakc]

Damn, you know what? I didn't even read what you wrote, but man, that was pretty damn funny. haha.

That Disco Mario is gonna give me a brain tomber!

[NickyP]

Ah, the wonderous world of rom hacks.

[QJ PIRATE]

wow...thats F*CKED!